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That was so great while listening to All Mixed Up by 311..
But I think the original comic is making fun of unbashful "prophets" who insult the strong against their own interest... David, not Jeremiah, fought against Goliath... lol.
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The traffic lights turned amber, just in front of me. Without hesitation, I did the right thing, stopping at the white line, even though I could have easily beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.
The tailgating woman behind me was apparently furious, because she leaned on her hooter, screaming in frustration, as she missed her chance to get through the intersection without interrupting the call she was making on her cellphone.
I watched what then happened … with unashamed pleasure.
While she was still in mid-rant, the almost apoplectic woman heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered her to get out of the car with her hands up.
He took her to the police station where she was searched, fingerprinted, photographed, and placed in a holding cell.
After two hours, a policeman approached the cell and unlocked the door. The now tearful woman driver was escorted back to the front desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects.
He said, "I'm sorry for this misunderstanding, ma’am. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, making obscene gestures to the driver in front of you, and casting doubt on his intellectual abilities and whether his parents had ever undergone holy matrimony.
“I noticed the 'What Would Jesus Do’ sticker in the rear window, the 'Choose Life' licence plate holder, the 'Follow Me to Sunday-School' bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish-emblem on the trunk lid, so naturally ... I assumed you had stolen the car."
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Must have gone to the Bob Jones rendition of larnin'.
This was in my Facebook feed today.
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