Candidate Gestures and What They Mean (Sacramento, Newport Beach: office, business, building)

[Snort]

Looking at some photos, there's a common gesture or two used by our fine candidates to office. Focusing now on the governor's race we have these (along with their scientific interpretation)


"I'll scratch your eyes out!"


"I wasn't blessed with good hair, so what I've always wanted is really big ****."

http://imgs.sfgate.com/c/pictures/2009/04/01/ba-insidepolitic_0499824462.jpg (broken link)
"Bang!"


"Bang, bang!"


"Bang!"


"About yay long..."


"...but only this thick."

[Twinkle Toes]

Love it!!!

[Fontucky]

Meg could benefit from the addition of a little makeup. (T) (F)

[DMenscha]

Ahhhh Snortster, you've done it again. I hope your day job is writing comedy.

[Snort]

Thanks, Big D! I would really like to write comedy. I just need to make some Hollywood friends. I think that's how it's done.

[Curmudgeon]

Actually, Snort, I believe this is a measure of his attention span! Either that or the height of the lifts in Ahnold's cowboy boots.

[Snort]

Originally Posted by Curmudgeon

Actually, Snort, I believe this is a measure of his attention span! Either that or the height of the lifts in Ahnold's cowboy boots.

Interesting you should mention his height. I saw him years ago when he was with Stallone at the opening of Planet Hollywood in Lahaina, HI. Both these guys were shorter than I expected and pretty bald. How do I know they were bald? I was looking down at the tops of their heads.
....and I was probably standing in a hole at the time.

[Curmudgeon]

Originally Posted by Snort

Interesting you should mention his height. I saw him years ago when he was with Stallone at the opening of Planet Hollywood in Lahaina, HI. Both these guys were shorter than I expected and pretty bald.

Yep. Stallone is really short and Arnold is about 5'11". He sports a lovely hair weave to cover his baldness, has his hair dyed and wears makeup almost always (I worked for his administration).

Of the rather many "stars" I've met and/or who were neighbors of mine while I was growing up in Newport Beach, the only one who was larger in life than on the screen was neighbor John Wayne, but I'm dating myself again!

Jerry Brown used to come visit my office building when he was in town. He considered it one of his achievements. Too bad those of us who worked in it didn't agree. The dude's weird!

[Snort]

Being the person with real experience in Sacramento, I have to ask you who you'd like to see as the next governor, notwithstanding the ongoing legislature problems.
I'd want the most fiscally conservative, brass-balled administrator out there.