David Hasselhoff 60 hour bedroom birthday bash... (life, married, 2012)
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Someone needs to tell him that there are only 24 hours in a day. I doubt an exception will be made for his birthday.
Edit: After giving in and clicking on the link, it says he plans to make love 60 times, not for 60 hours; so the thread title is a little misleading and my comment above doesn't really apply, but I'm leaving it anyway.
But as to him making love 60 times, that reminds me of a guy I used to work with who got married. When he came back to work after the honeymoon I asked him how his sex life was. He replied "Great, we do it three times a day!" That didn't surprise me since they were newlyweds.
Shortly after he got married I moved on to a different job so I didn't see him as often. I bumped into him about six months later and I again asked him how his sex life was. He replied "Getting better all the time, we do it six times a day!" I was a little surprised, but just figured they were still madly in love.
I ran into him once again around the time of his first wedding anniversary and once again asked him how his sex life was. This time he replied "Even better than before, now we do it 12 times a day!" At this point I wasn't buying it anymore. I told him it wasn't unusual for newlyweds to make love three times a day, and that while six times a day after six months was surprising I still believed him. "But I don't believe that you're now doing it 12 times a day," I told him. "Even if you both had that much desire for each other I don't see how you could find the time. How the heck do you do it 12 times?" My friend was happy to explain: "We do it like this" he said, and started thrusting his pelvis back and forth. "One, two, three........"
Last edited by duster1979; 07-16-2012 at 10:38 AM..
Reason: Edit after reading link
Someone needs to tell him that there are only 24 hours in a day. I doubt an exception will be made for his birthday.
Edit: After giving in and clicking on the link, it says he plans to make love 60 times, not for 60 hours; so the thread title is a little misleading and my comment above doesn't really apply, but I'm leaving it anyway.
But as to him making love 60 times, that reminds me of a guy I used to work with who got married. When he came back to work after the honeymoon I asked him how his sex life was. He replied "Great, we do it three times a day!" That didn't surprise me since they were newlyweds.
Shortly after he got married I moved on to a different job so I didn't see him as often. I bumped into him about six months later and I again asked him how his sex life was. He replied "Getting better all the time, we do it six times a day!" I was a little surprised, but just figured they were still madly in love.
I ran into him once again around the time of his first wedding anniversary and once again asked him how his sex life was. This time he replied "Even better than before, now we do it 12 times a day!" At this point I wasn't buying it anymore. I told him it wasn't unusual for newlyweds to make love three times a day, and that while six times a day after six months was surprising I still believed him. "But I don't believe that you're now doing it 12 times a day," I told him. "Even if you both had that much desire for each other I don't see how you could find the time. How the heck do you do it 12 times?" My friend was happy to explain: "We do it like this" he said, and started thrusting his pelvis back and forth. "One, two, three........"
I don't know, with his huge ego I bet he thinks they will.
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