Wyoming Man Found with 30 Eyeballs in His Anal Cavity

[jade408]

This is a very very strange story.

Wyoming Man Found with 30 Eyeballs in His Anal Cavity | CRAZED.COM

TLDR Version:

“I enjoy eating bovine eyeballs and smuggling them out in my colon was the only way I knew how to get them out without potentially getting caught and fired.”

[Katie1]

Mans Mental! Take the Blue pill Stop Stealing!

[Ummagumma]

Can I unlearn this one ? Creep / Yuck factor extremely high.

[Above Average Bear]

This story lends a new meaning to watching your ass.

[Mack Knife]

Now there is spit in your eye.

Don't look now, Mr. Turtle is peeking out.

Always look all ways.

Aww crap, did you see that?

Hey, I'm looking at you and you and you and you...

I never saw that coming. Oops, wrong end.

[shadowne]

Nothing says delicacy like hiding something in one's anus to eat later.

[Mack Knife]

Watch out! Keep your eyes on that guy.

[Chris V]

Wtf. What in the world is wrong with people. I am not clicking on the link

[MPowering1]

Perhaps his proctologist told him he needed to keep an eye on things down there.

[Sydney123]

He eyeballed his pants when the cops made him get out of the car.