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Old 05-18-2016, 06:04 PM
 
Location: Leeds, UK
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This is why I will never have kids. They're so gross, lol.
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Old 05-18-2016, 06:55 PM
 
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Too funny. High five to the wife for not responding.
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Old 05-19-2016, 01:19 AM
 
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Done that - no big deal. Dog poo still smells the worst. I don't care what anyone says.
Naw. If I smell puke, my stomach says "good idea". I know doctors who actually have the same issue. Dog poo is perfume compared to fresh human barf.
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Old 05-19-2016, 07:33 AM
 
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Oh my god this made me remember a funny story with my kids and a tiny little dog we had, we were on our way to a tulip fest and the three kids were in the back they two teenagers and my son was maybe 10. He was holding the dog on his lap when all of a sudden he felt the dogs belly wrench like she was going to throw up, so he quickly passes the dog to his sister with out telling her why. She now has the dog and a minute later she realizes why her brother gave her the dog and feels the same wrench then passes the poor dog off to her sister with out saying why. So once again a few seconds later this poor tiny dog again wrenches and now the dog gets put in the front seat with dad, well the dog finally wrenched all over dad and of course that now started a puke fest..dad puked from the smell of dog barf, then my son threw up from hearing dad throw up and my daughter who gags on every odd smell starting gagging in then back seat that now made dad again puke. I stopped the car so quick and said all you guys gets the hell out of the car and get it together. I said this is why the dog ended up in the front seat? So my 10year old said that's why I gave it to my sister I didn't want to get throw up on me...well I said now the whole car and everyone is covered...we immediately went home, that was our family fun day
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Old 05-19-2016, 07:38 AM
 
Location: Texas
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Sure had a lot of time to text
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Old 05-19-2016, 07:39 AM
 
Location: Texas
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Also, his texts are weird bc there's no time stamp on each one.
Now I'm questioning fakery.
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Old 05-19-2016, 08:16 AM
 
Location: The analog world
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Oh my god this made me remember a funny story with my kids and a tiny little dog we had, we were on our way to a tulip fest and the three kids were in the back they two teenagers and my son was maybe 10. He was holding the dog on his lap when all of a sudden he felt the dogs belly wrench like she was going to throw up, so he quickly passes the dog to his sister with out telling her why. She now has the dog and a minute later she realizes why her brother gave her the dog and feels the same wrench then passes the poor dog off to her sister with out saying why. So once again a few seconds later this poor tiny dog again wrenches and now the dog gets put in the front seat with dad, well the dog finally wrenched all over dad and of course that now started a puke fest..dad puked from the smell of dog barf, then my son threw up from hearing dad throw up and my daughter who gags on every odd smell starting gagging in then back seat that now made dad again puke. I stopped the car so quick and said all you guys gets the hell out of the car and get it together. I said this is why the dog ended up in the front seat? So my 10year old said that's why I gave it to my sister I didn't want to get throw up on me...well I said now the whole car and everyone is covered...we immediately went home, that was our family fun day
That is totally hysterical! There are tears running down my face from laughing!
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Old 05-19-2016, 09:07 AM
 
Location: Oakland, CA
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Naw. If I smell puke, my stomach says "good idea". I know doctors who actually have the same issue. Dog poo is perfume compared to fresh human barf.
Same here! That reminds me of the time when someone who had too much to drink and puked on the train. I had to get away from her so I didn't hurl too! My tummy is sensitive. I would have been like that dad for sure!
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Old 05-19-2016, 09:09 AM
 
Location: Oakland, CA
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Also, his texts are weird bc there's no time stamp on each one.
Now I'm questioning fakery.
The iphone texts are weird, they hide the timestamp unless it is your last text. You have to swipe/drag to display the time stamps.
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Old 05-19-2016, 09:19 AM
 
Location: Texas
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The iphone texts are weird, they hide the timestamp unless it is your last text. You have to swipe/drag to display the time stamps.
Ah!

Thanks for clearing that up.
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