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Old 06-23-2016, 08:30 AM
 
Location: StlNoco Mo, where the woodbine twineth
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A burglar developed a grudge
revenge he planned for the judge
He proceeded to scoop
a fistful of poop
But his lawyer got hit with the fudge.
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Old 06-23-2016, 08:32 AM
 
Location: Southern California
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I think he came in armed and was going to toss it in any scenario... "What! I'm getting off Scott-free on a technicality...well this bud's for you, Your Honor!" <fling>
Pun intended or happy coincidence? lol
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Old 06-23-2016, 08:34 AM
 
Location: Great Britain
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Judges do not want the security people in the court room hovering over the defendants. In federal court, the US Marshal Deputies are suppose to fit in as much as possible. Yes, they can certainly make it to the defendant in time to keep him from rushing the judge and physically assaulting him, but slinging poop is another problem altogether and and act that can be done fairly swiftly. By the time the security personnel realized what was happening I'm sure it was too late.
I watched the video there were quite a few guards that rushed the man, although how he was able to hide such an item is the real question.

As for the 40 year sentence, he had carried out over 30 Armed Robberies, so what did he expect.
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Old 06-23-2016, 08:44 AM
 
Location: Deep 13
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I watched the video there were quite a few guards that rushed the man, although how he was able to hide such an item is the real question.

As for the 40 year sentence, he had carried out over 30 Armed Robberies, so what did he expect.

I heard he hid it in nearly 5 feet of tubing.....
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Old 06-23-2016, 09:11 AM
 
Location: Great Britain
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I heard he hid it in nearly 5 feet of tubing.....
LOL

I know in England & Wales some Courts have secure docks, sometimes enclosed in glass although there has been some debate as to whether this demonises the defendant and makes the Jury more likely to convict in Crown Court Cases. Mny Magistrates Courts also have secure docks. Personally I am all for secure docks especially in cases which involve severe violence or where there may be a security risk.

Jurors more likely to find defendants guilty if they sit behind glass screens | Daily Mail Online

Senior judge calls for abolition of security cages from courtrooms | Law | The Guardian

Criminal courts test 10ft-high glass cage | Crime | News | The Independent

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Old 06-23-2016, 09:42 AM
 
Location: London U.K.
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right? lol

who gets 40 yrs for robberies? murderers often times don't get 40 yrs.

Maybe he burgled the judge's house?

This reminds me of one of my old dad's jokes.
A guy gets 15 years at The Old Bailey, London, for armed robbery.
He says to the judge, "You're a (rhymes with blunt).
The judge says, "I live in a £3 million house, my beautiful wife, 20 years my junior, is preparing a fillet steak there for my dinner when I get home, after dinner I'll have a Napoleon cognac, now, you tell me, who is the (rhymes with blunt?).
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Old 06-23-2016, 10:34 AM
 
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So he can poop on command or did it have it waiting just in case?
The article says that he had bottles of it hidden in a sling on his injured arm.
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Old 06-23-2016, 10:36 AM
 
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He got 40 years for robbery; he shouldda thrown it at his lawyer.
You might feel differently if he had robbed your home.

Apparently he had robbed over 30 homes.
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Old 06-23-2016, 01:01 PM
 
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Maybe he burgled the judge's house?

This reminds me of one of my old dad's jokes.
A guy gets 15 years at The Old Bailey, London, for armed robbery.
He says to the judge, "You're a (rhymes with blunt).
The judge says, "I live in a £3 million house, my beautiful wife, 20 years my junior, is preparing a fillet steak there for my dinner when I get home, after dinner I'll have a Napoleon cognac, now, you tell me, who is the (rhymes with blunt?).
Do we not say **** around these parts? <- I guess we don't.
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Old 06-23-2016, 01:09 PM
 
Location: Type 0.73 Kardashev
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So basically, this whole incident is a fecal matter...
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