Man's request for a vanity plate denied because his last name could cause offense

[Old Gringo]

Attorney: So, Mr Assman, you're interested in changing your name?

Dave Assman: Yes, that's right.

Attorney: I'd recommend something less, uh... less attention getting.

Dave Assman: I agree. I want it changed to Paul Assman.

[jackmccullough]

I used to coach my son's baseball team with a urologist whose vanity plates were RUPNOK.

It took me a minute the first time.

[mainebrokerman]

he should claim he's gay....and this is homophobic harassment

[Emeraldmaiden]

Originally Posted by jackmccullough

I used to coach my son's baseball team with a urologist whose vanity plates were RUPNOK.

It took me a minute the first time.

LOL! I love it.



Figuring out license plates is always fun. Back when I had a little silver hatchback, I wanted HIYOAG. Now that my in-laws have passed on, and I've gotten a nice new car, I may get AUDUG.

[ocnjgirl]

Originally Posted by catdad7x

For the same reason it's called a vanity plate.

I’ve seen plenty of vanity plates, never one that identifies the driver to everyone.

[ocnjgirl]

Originally Posted by Old Gringo

Attorney: So, Mr Assman, you're interested in changing your name?

Dave Assman: Yes, that's right.

Attorney: I'd recommend something less, uh... less attention getting.

Dave Assman: I agree. I want it changed to Paul Assman.

Am I the only one that remembers that this was a Seinfeld? Kramer was mistakenly given the plates of a proctologist that said ass man. He decided to keep them “I’m the ass man, Jerry!”

[llowllevellowll]

Originally Posted by ocnjgirl

My the only one that remembers that this was a Seinfeld? Kramer was mistakenly given the plates of a proctologist that said ass man. He decided to keep them “I’m the ass man, Jerry!”

Nope, I was just about to mention that this skit has been done before!

"For Assman, his name carries a proud legacy. His great-grandfather, an Assman himself, would help other farmers during hard times."

Come on, Yahoo writer. We get it... calm down.

[ddm2k]

Originally Posted by Suburban_Guy

Ridiculous, just give him the license plate already.

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/mans...110250548.html

Last name H*LL is also perfectly valid, may get denied.

[Arcenal813]

Originally Posted by llowllevellowll

Nope, I was just about to mention that this skit has been done before!

"For Assman, his name carries a proud legacy. His great-grandfather, an Assman himself, would help other farmers during hard times."

Come on, Yahoo writer. We get it... calm down.

This is hilarious.

[Labonte18]

I've heard something about this before.. I swear this same story has appeared before but with.. Believe it or not.. The name "Dick Assman" attached.


Ok.. Letterman.. that's where I'm remembering it from..



https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_Assman


Just confusing the names and situations a bit, I guess.. Seems hard to do.. How many Assmans do you know?