Which TV cook/chef would you like to SLAP AROUND? (chefs, range)

[laorbust61]

Originally Posted by GailL2007

You may not remember him but The Frugal Gourmet..turned out I believe he was a child molester..SLAP HIM AROUND..SickOOOOOO. I used to think he was good.

I KNEW there was something off about that guy..hiding behind that bushy, unkempt beard!

[PerspicaciousE]

Originally Posted by GailL2007

You may not remember him but The Frugal Gourmet..turned out I believe he was a child molester..SLAP HIM AROUND..SickOOOOOO. I used to think he was good.

I remember him. Cooking on TV while looking at recipe notes. Always struck me as a pedophile.

[PerspicaciousE]

Originally Posted by no kudzu

and he was a former pastor of some kind too.

Methodist Minister if I recall correctly.

[greatblueheron]

LOL....VERY funny.

Originally Posted by laorbust61

1. Bourdain--all that rock star attitude and snobbishness--sheesh.
2. Deen--Joyfully oblivious. All that laughing and chuckling while she promotes food prepped in a way that will cause premature health problems and possibly death for people who don't care what they eat or how it affects their bodies. FRIED OREOS.....Dude!!!! REALLY???????

[fibonacci]

Can't see how anyone could hate Bourdain. Everyone should read his books before judging. The man actually is allowed to talk his sh*t and act like a badass, he earned it. No one here I'm guessing, has gone to CIA,worked 18-19 hour days for years on end, and started from the ground up.

[stevej64]

maybe the Barefoot Contessa would have to buy 2 tickets to fly to LA.She is a little chunky

[DontH8Me]

Originally Posted by gentlearts

Robert Irvine. What a doofus.
Sandra Lee, she might be a very nice person, but just in general, I don't trust any cooks who are that skinny. If she was authentic, she would eat once in awhile.

I think she gets her daily calorie intake by way of liquid. By the time she's halfway into the show she's already stumbling and slurring her words.

[Bulldogdad]

Oh my, this thread is the bomb. Cant believe it made it this long.

Ok lets get the prelims out of the way.

Giada, Sandra and Rachel. Yeah I'd love to them a few good slaps but not the way you were first thinking. I wanna be a cowboy...

Now the main event.

Barefoot Contessa-slap

Bobby Flay-slap

Gross food guy-slap

America's Test Kitchen Chris Kimball- Slap, slap, slap

Aarti's Party- Hindu Vishnu quadruple slappity, slippy, slap

Martha Stewart-Convict exercise yard beat down slap

Number one all time

Paula Deen- Downhome backwoods southern comfort crossbred turkey in the face slap. Yeah you can look up the video.

[gentlearts]

Originally Posted by fibonacci

Can't see how anyone could hate Bourdain. Everyone should read his books before judging. The man actually is allowed to talk his sh*t and act like a badass, he earned it. No one here I'm guessing, has gone to CIA,worked 18-19 hour days for years on end, and started from the ground up.

I love Bourdain, too. So politically incorrect, and doesn't give a flip. I like that in a person.

[gentlearts]

Originally Posted by DontH8Me

I think she gets her daily calorie intake by way of liquid. By the time she's halfway into the show she's already stumbling and slurring her words.

Teehee-hiccup. THAT must be why she always has a theme cocktail to go with her theme meal of the day.