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— group @ 11:22 AM
We would like to apologize to our loyal readers who have provided us so much support since we first went online in December 2004. However, after listening to the compelling arguments of the distinguished speakers who participated in the Heartland Institute's recent global warming contrarian conference, we have decided that the science is settled — in favor of the contrarians. Indeed, even IPCC chair Rajendra Pachauri has now admitted that anthropogenic climate change was a massive hoax after all. Accordingly, RealClimate no longer has a reason for existence. The contrarians have made a convincing case that (a) global warming isn't happening, (b) even if it is, its entirely natural and within the bounds of natural variability, (c) well, even if its not natural, it is modest in nature and not a threat, (d) even if anthropogenic warming should turn out to be pronounced as projected, it will sure be good for us, leading to abundant crops and a healthy environment, and (e) well, it might actually be really bad, but hey, its unstoppable anyway. (Can we get our check now?)
Almost as funny as watching some folks get all excited about the April Fools' Day virus, or the 'report' on March 31 that said that the military had taken over the government, imprisoned all of the Congressmen in their Washington apartments... and people were actually posting about how exciting it was.
Now, back to business-as-usual... Who can we lie to, rip off, and fool next with what pompous and impressive sounding statements...
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