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Madonna - Take A Bow & The Temptations - Ain't Too Proud To Beg & James Brown - Please Please Please
oh my gosh! I've been terrified but I must confess... let's see... how to
be subtle--fine time to try! ...give best efforts all of three minutes,
drawing a complete blank...
<clear throat... building up resolve to tell the truth> Sir KnightShadow...
errr... presently I'm not where you expect me to be... I.. forgot to
disclose my present whereabouts... with relatives... <cringe as I say>
...not in the state ...not even in the region... actually, on the opposite coast...
can You forgive me! can we call it divine intervention? can we laugh
about it two weeks from now? ok ok... two months from now?
hmmmm... I guess a crank call is out of the question... <failed attempts
to control a voice edging dangerously towards hysteria> plain old-
fashioned begging last resort... diversionary tactic time!
I just love Tina Turner, don't You? <take to shaking my head, kicking up
my heels, already loudly lying> I ain't missing You at all! (wonder where
I got that idea from) ...with images of Madonna flooding my senses...
...she was beautifully dressed and Sir would be so handsome in a matador's
suit of lights...
<become very distracted at the absolute sexiness of matadors... fingers
already clicking to Madonna's Take a Bow... when I really should be playing
Ain't Too Proud to Beg...
<tie pillows to knees, the oversized, fluffy ones... perform a practice run...
schooch schooch, schooch schooch > Perfect... no pain! ... call out in
cheery voice>
Darling! Darling... <schooch schooch > see me on my knees! begging!
Forgive!!! Forgive!!!
Bernstein, Hadley, Anderson - Make Our Garden Grow (Candide)
^^^LOL Lady Yzette. Nice to hear Maneater and have you here.
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*Drop bags call out to Lady Topaz, checking mail etc...look up...furrow brows. Walk thru the rooms calling out Your name passing the answering machine...light blinking full so I'm really puzzled. Very few have this...click it on...Lady Topaz!
Walk out taking a look... throw hands in air...yells
Have the women in My life gone Mad Lord! *Notices Jame Brown has been resurrected from the dead to intercept.....and what the heck is on her kne...lean back roaring with laughter!!!!
Lady Topaz, ROFL!!!! How can a person stay angry with you? You're too damn honest and funny baby...Consider this your Christmas present *Eyes hiding a smile*...My Forgiveness! We'll laugh about this...NOW!!!
ROFLROFLROFL!!! Give Us a good song and tell the relatives I'll see them soon.
*Open arms* Come hug and makeup kiss then go enjoy your bubble bath with SOUPSON's Song! *playful pout* You think I didn't notice that? What My song wasn't honey enough to dream to? *wink at Soupson*
hmmm? Well while you're thinking of another excuse in that pretty brilliant brain of yours...forgetting where you even reside while I go running through 4 states only to end up at the wrong HOUSE because somebody been daydreaming all afternoon to a taste of honey etc...
*fold arms trying to look indignant but its getting harder to do*
June Anderson, Jerry Hadley, cast and chorus sing Make Our Garden Grow, the finale to Candide, conducted by the composer himself, Leonard Bernstein - London, December 13, 1989.
Bernstein, Hadley, Anderson - Make Our Garden Grow (Candide)
So, find something pleasing in...5 minutes? Replacing My obvious brokenheart *dramatically placing hand over heart* with a more captivating memory? *Can't help it, and break out grinning* And for gawd sakes what ever are you kneeing on...it looks like two bean bags!
<jump into Sir KnightShadows arms... pressing cheek against His chest>
well, I did think You were quite sexy as a bullfighter <giggle> I loved Your
passionate song... it exactly reflects Your everyday intensity that I've come
to love so much <giggle>
...and here, Sir, is my perfect response... me in a variety of poses <eyes
twinkling> busy with my international lifestyle of appearing on Oprah, The
Early Morning Show as well as flying to exotic locations and dressing in
India's finery... all for Your pleasure!
How about I call You in ten minutes? <tease> You'll recognize me from the
heavy breathing ROFL
Starting now! (while You're still laughing and in a good mood)
Topaz
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Madonna - Take A Bow & The Temptations - Ain't Too Proud To Beg & James Brown - Please Please Please
