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:comes shuffling in... holding lower back... tousel matted wig twisted
in the wrong direction... ankle men socks with suspenders and polish
dress shoes... squints for eyes to get adjusted ... brightens! :
Hey Topaz! :huge belly pushes people outta the way...dang I
can't control how it rolls or judge distances yet!: Mannn...
Hey Topaz I just run in to tell you to tell everybody to include me
in the good stuff so I can see tomorrow what I did...ok??
I need inspiration BRB!!!! ok back! I don't wanna miss anything
: pullin on this bra thing through the smock ... swingin my
patent-leather purse...it keep gettin in the way..blows a hangin
piece of hair outta my face:
Being pregnant is awful! I think I'm gonna resign in an hour!!! I
should have taken the 4 months suit but the breast didn't seem
convincing like these...
: show Topaz my breast! AWESOME right!???
I tried to dress up more but gave up... I got basketball shorts on
underneath in case the wind blows tonight... Man! No wonder
girls wear pants!
Let's see if we can dance Topaz! Better give me plenty room
since I'm not sure how big this stomach is...
(just imagine me doing a good job...I'm tryin to move right to left
in the real but this baby keep moving so I need to tighten the
back straps...I wonder if I can run...BRB!)
:trys running and it feel like the baby gonna fall out!..put a hand
underneath...these breast are kinda lopsided...I'm gonna get a
discount when I get back to school! I should have tried it out 1st:
Well at night nobody will notice it! We had fun so far
and we're goin to a friend's afternoon party so we came back from
racing cars by remote to get in costumes!
Hey Our performance artist is gonna have a Jammie Party! Write me
in! I think the baby is gonna be gone then cause I can see why
people want the kid to hurry up and come out! :: Nods sagely since
I'm learning all this stuff really quick!:
I think I'm gonna be an understanding husband one day...
: sends Sweet Apryl my thoughts:
((Sweet Apryl if you can't feel me thats because of the baby...
it makes me distracted My Idolness and now keeps poking the
keyboard off...sheesh! I can't bend too easily either!
ok... my brother is ready... the kid has never been so happy!
: I wanted to show MMC my breast and prove I can handle 8 months
so come to think of it, I'll go 2 hours or 3! : thinks what's mostg
impressive: :brightens:
Did yall know this thing weights a ton and gets heavier and heavier
every minute!?? Think of all the minutes a female has to endure!?!
Little brother is poking my stomach so got to go! Cya!
<return.... pull Jim into a corner and stand in front
of him, remarking>
all right, your breasts are a little off... just kinda
smash it... one side is piled too high...
no, Jim not like that... oh shoot!
<grab under it and pound my fist into it to smooth it
out... then pull the dress down>
okay, now it looks more natural...
<give you a reassuring pat... remarking>
if you had come in earlier, maybe we could have done
something about that hair... but right now, its fine....
tie a bandana around your head and under your chin...
preferably no bright colors... and like you say, it'll be
dark soon...
OMG...that's so hilarious, rarewonder! I've never seen it before. "Scary Mary!!!!" (I'm incarcerated in rep-jail again...)
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