Have you ever seen anyone masturbating in the subway?

[Mr. Ryu]

Originally Posted by WhyRUMad

Back in the day when the subway bathrooms were still open I was taking a ****. This dude walks in, pulls out a piece of toast and starts wiping down the inside of a urinal with it. He then proceeds to eat it while jacking off at a high rate of speed. I’m pretty sure he blew as I left as he let out quite the moan...

Welcome to New York! It’s been waiting for you...

I remember using that bathroom on Chambers Street and seeing the Village Voice XXX section on the floor with stains all over it. I was horrified and quickly urinated and left. I didn't even bother washing my hands. i just ran out of there.

[Kefir King]

Originally Posted by mathjak107

All I can say is anyone so repulsed by this act really should not have sat next to me on the bus. Ha ha ha

Everyone should be ready to "lend a hand" to a fellow traveler in need.

[mathjak107]

When did Pinocchio realize he was made out of wood ?

When his hand caught fire

[silverbullnyc]

Subway. Subway stations. Public libraries. Public restrooms. Cubicles. Offices.