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Old 01-07-2024, 10:19 PM
 
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I got the idea from another poster, so I'll start it off

If NYC was my wife, I would renew my vows for another 20 years

Keep it going
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Old 01-07-2024, 11:38 PM
 
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NYC is my true love, and we have a love hate relationship.
Sometimes I walk around and see her beauty other times I curse her out because the trains not running a car cuts me off or some random rude person on the street is an *******.
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Old 01-07-2024, 11:52 PM
 
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I'd say honey, we met when we were very very young back in the 1970s and we had the greatest time being married for many, many years. Well into the early 2000s. But people change. You change. I change. We all change. I think it's best if we part ways. NYC (my wife), you need a younger man...maybe a gangsta thug or 3rd world criminal migrant. I'm going to marry some Flordia/Las Vegas over tanned 50+ blond and hang out by the beach or casino for the duration of my life.

It was great. No regrets.
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Old 01-08-2024, 04:57 AM
 
Location: New Jersey!!!!
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It’s my ex, but I have kids with it so I am stuck going to her house every day.
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Old 01-08-2024, 05:13 AM
 
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What a gross thread…goose bumps everywhere…
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Old 01-08-2024, 07:33 AM
 
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What a gross thread…goose bumps everywhere…
Oh no. You poor thing . I hope you were not too offended by the post. How about some monetary compensation for your pain and suffering?
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Old 01-08-2024, 09:58 AM
 
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I’d commit a murder-suicide.
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Old 01-08-2024, 11:36 AM
 
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"Listen babe, you're a little frigid lately. I met a hot little Puerto Rican chica named San Juan who needs me to come down for a few weeks. Don't worry, I'll be back."
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Old 01-08-2024, 02:31 PM
 
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"Listen babe, you're a little frigid lately. I met a hot little Puerto Rican chica named San Juan who needs me to come down for a few weeks. Don't worry, I'll be back."


You met a chica named JUAN?

You sure it's not a CHICO in drag???
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Old 01-08-2024, 02:51 PM
 
Location: New Jersey
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If NYC was my wife, I'd throw her to the curb.
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