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Originally Posted by Aptor hours
How would you feel if people told you they think of you when they m
asturbate.
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Never going to happen. I'm too ugly. It would be like Einstien thinking of me whenever he needed intellectual stimulation.
I'm so ugly that when I walk by the mens room, all the toilets flush.
I'm so ugly that when I went for my proctology exam, the doctor stuck his finger in my mouth.
I'm so ugly, when I played in the sand box as a kid, the cat buried me.