5 tips to avoid speeding tickets. (license, wife, story, family)

[myspoonistoobig]

Just don't tell the cop you can't understand his southern accent when you yourself have a NY accent

[bjh]

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Tell him you were trying to get away from him because your ex ran off with a cop and you thought it was him and he was returning her.

[Jezer]

Tell the officer you were driving fast so as to get home before the gas ran out.

[rural chick]

Tell the cop you have to pee really badly.

Don't speed in the first place.

Set your cruise control.

Say to the cop...."I haven't seen you since going to Alice's wedding reception. How have you been?" ----- The cop will try to recall that meeting.

Feign a sickness --- tell him you are sick to your stomach and might throw up...ask if you can open the door to vomit.

[_redbird_]

Show the cop your boobies.

[Jezer]

Originally Posted by _redbird_

Show the cop your boobies.

If I did that I don't think he'd be that impressed.

[Jezer]

Originally Posted by _redbird_

Show the cop your boobies.

That doesn't always work apparently;


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[Mr. Opinionated]

1.Leave early.
Gotta be there at 9? Get up early, leave and get there by 830. So what?
You were'nt doing anything important anyway.

2.Obey the rules of the road.
Don’t break traffic laws, respect pedestrians and you won’t get ticketed.
Ignorance is no excuse

3.Dont rive a sports car.
Yeah, I know those Vettes and Camaros are sexy as hell.
But cops remember that neon yellow or screamin' orange just like the honies do.

4.Don't drive a beater.
Maintain your vehicle. Cracked windshields, burnt-out taillights,
and other minor maintenance issues can get you a ticket.

5.Drive like Grandpa.
Or I should say like me. Keep it below the limit and enjoy the scenery!

[myspoonistoobig]

My friend worked at a local bar and got pulled over one night and told him she'd give him free drinks if he didn't give her a ticket. He accepted lol

[Teddy52]

Never hit your brakes when meeting a cop car.

Your brake lights are a dead give away that you knew you were speeding.

( this was told by a state trooper to a neighbor of mine who got a speeding ticket by the Hwy patrol )