5 tips to avoid speeding tickets. (actor, driving, Arizona, California)

[JD59]

1. Drive like a snail.

2. Don't drive at all.

3. Drive at 4:00 am

4. Drive 180 mph so the cops cann't keep up with you.

5. Tell the cop your going to the hospital ER and that's why your going 100 mph.

Please post yours.

[Almrausch]

1.Let your grand parents drive
2.follow a tractor
3.have a friend who is in the police department sit beside you while you drive
4.do pretend driving
5.follow a cattle drive

[Cheektowaga_Chester]

Have some of that Cheech N Chong smoke coming out of your vehicle's tailpipe so when the cop walks up to your vehicle, he breathes it in and when he eventually makes it to your window he asks you "What do you guys want?"

www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RmxW4GJ1GA

[Magnum Mike]

5 tips to avoid speeding tickets.

LOL.. 2 more..
1 - Drive in Arizona
2 - Drive in California

If you're on an interstate in either state, driving the speed limit, you'd better stay in the right lane... otherwise Highway Patrol might give you a ticket for driving too slow..

[Jezer]

Drive in Germany and stick to the right unless overtaking.

[Dirt Grinder]

Drive under the speed limit?

[I Am Woman]

Originally Posted by Dirt Grinder

Drive under the speed limit?

[wit-nit]

Take the bus.

[SATX56]

#1 Tip.... Do not Speed!

[bjh]

Drive a small car and roll over a really strong wad of gum.