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Welcome to the Questions Of The Day for Sunday October 2, 2016. As a Libra born on October 2nd, you are well-known for your cleverness, imagination and diplomacy. While others prefer to stick to themselves, you find the most excitement in a social setting. You love applying your creativity and imagination into unique observations and witty remarks. You share birthdays with Sting and Kelly Rippa today.
(I'm in time constraints as we're packin' to go to Wisconsin today and visit some cheesy relatives. Will be in ww's stompin' grounds around Chilton, WI)
Misc. Questionable Questions:
1- Is your weather starting to cool down to a comfortable level? Yes!
2- Do you use post-it's at home or work? rarely
3- When was the last time you ironed anything? Wrinkles are not my friends. I love my iron. Use it many times during the week. Last time I iron--a few minutes ago!
4- Have you ever glued a coin to the sidewalk and watched people try to pick it up?
4a- Have you tried to pick one up, a coin, and were fooled? I saw this going on at a Carnival. The guy had a dollar attached to a fishing string. Oh, I outsmarted him--I casually walked up to it and "stepped" on it so he couldn't pull it away! ha! He was not happy!
5- What was the last junk food you ate? A few BBQ potato chips
6- Have you ever tasted a dog milk bone?
7- When was the last time you changed a kids diaper? ~25 years ago.
8- What was the last cereal you've eaten? Cheerios
8a- Did you put some fruit on that cereal?
9- Do you believe in psychics/supernatural/ghosts?
10- Do you believe in or have seen a UFO?
11- Have you ever sat in an airport watching planes take off/land? During my 40 hours a week, I see many take offs and landings.
Fill in the blanks:
If I could teach tolerance, I would feel more at peace.
Welcome to the Questions Of The Day for Sunday October 2, 2016. As a Libra born on October 2nd, you are well-known for your cleverness, imagination and diplomacy. While others prefer to stick to themselves, you find the most excitement in a social setting. You love applying your creativity and imagination into unique observations and witty remarks. You share birthdays with Sting and Kelly Rippa today.
(I'm in time constraints as we're packin' to go to Wisconsin today and visit some cheesy relatives. Will be in ww's stompin' grounds around Chilton, WI)
Misc. Questionable Questions:
1- Is your weather starting to cool down to a comfortable level? It has been raining a lot day and night and yes the air is much cooler
2- Do you use post-it's at home or work? sometimes
3- When was the last time you ironed anything? Yesterday dress shirts
4- Have you ever glued a coin to the sidewalk and watched people try to pick it up?
4a- Have you tried to pick one up, a coin, and were fooled?
None of the above
5- What was the last junk food you ate? I had salted cashew nuts last night
6- Have you ever tasted a dog milk bone? Nope..
7- When was the last time you changed a kids diaper? couple of weeks ago
8- What was the last cereal you've eaten? My homemade cold Swiss Müsli
8a- Did you put some fruit on that cereal? Swiss Müsli is loaded with fresh fruit
9- Do you believe in psychics/supernatural/ghosts? Ghosts a bit
10- Do you believe in or have seen a UFO? I believe we are not the only ones in this universe
11- Have you ever sat in an airport watching planes take off/land? Yes while waiting for my flight
Fill in the blanks:
If I could sing opera perfectly I would have loved to sing with Luciano Pavarotti a duet
My grass in the garden is green.
Color me a Norwegian Maple Blush
Joy to the World
Party Oktoberfest style
Chocolate covered dates
Mikey's pun time: His new car...
One day Mikey bought himself a new rear engine fancy car. He was really excited so he decided to take a buddy of his out for a spin, but after only a half mile the car suddenly broke down.
Both men got out of the car and proceeded to lift up the front hood.
"Oh wow, Mikey, yelled his friend confused, you've lost your engine".
"Oh that's no problem exclaimed Mikey, I've got a spare one in the trunk".
Quotable quote of the moment:
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. Albert Einstein
Historical events of note for October 2...
0829 – Theophilos succeeds his father Michael II as Byzantine Emperor.
1552 – Conquest of Kazan by Ivan the Terrible.
1789 – George Washington sends proposed Constitutional amendments (The United States Bill of Rights) to the States for ratification.
1835 – The Texas Revolution begins with the Battle of Gonzales: Mexican soldiers attempt to disarm the people of Gonzales, Texas, but encounter stiff resistance from a hastily assembled militia.
1889 – In Colorado, Nicholas Creede strikes it rich in silver during the last great silver boom of the American Old West.
1925 – John Logie Baird performs the first test of a working television system.
1950 – Peanuts by Charles M. Schulz is first published.
1959 – The anthology series The Twilight Zone premieres on CBS television.
1967 – Thurgood Marshall is sworn in as the first African-American justice of United States Supreme Court.
1996 – The Electronic Freedom of Information Act Amendments are signed by U.S. President Bill Clinton.
2106 - AK Mutt breaks world record of downing 19 lbs of stinky cheese in 13 minutes and 12 seconds.
Well that's it for this Sunday folks. Hope you enjoyed the fun, the puns, the wack-e-nest from the approval of the law firm of "Winestein, Beerstein and Frankenstein" attorneys of outlaws.
1- Is your weather starting to cool down to a comfortable level? It is. Mainly in the 60's and low 70's
2- Do you use post-it's at home or work? Not anymore
3- When was the last time you ironed anything? Alaskan Mutt iron something. Like that will ever happen.
4- Have you ever glued a coin to the sidewalk and watched people try to pick it up?
4a- Have you tried to pick one up, a coin, and were fooled? Can't say I have
5- What was the last junk food you ate? A candy bar
6- Have you ever tasted a dog milk bone? I am a poor mutt. Can't afford dog treats
7- When was the last time you changed a kids diaper? I would eat yucky veggies before I would change a kids diaper
8- What was the last cereal you've eaten? Cheerios
8a- Did you put some fruit on that cereal? A banana
9- Do you believe in psychics/supernatural/ghosts? No
10- Do you believe in or have seen a UFO? Yes
11- Have you ever sat in an airport watching planes take off/land? Many times. Airports are my happy place
Mikey's pun time: His new car... One day Mikey bought himself a new rear engine fancy car. He was really excited so he decided to take a buddy of his out for a spin, but after only a half mile the car suddenly broke down. Both men got out of the car and proceeded to lift up the front hood. "Oh wow, Mikey, yelled his friend confused, you've lost your engine". "Oh that's no problem exclaimed Mikey, I've got a spare one in the trunk".
Historical events of note for October 2...
2106 - AK Mutt breaks world record of downing 19 lbs of stinky cheese in 13 minutes and 12 seconds. Would have taken less time but I had to find a couple cheap beers to wash down all that cheese
Well that's it for this Sunday folks. Hope you enjoyed the fun, the puns, the wack-e-nest from the approval of the law firm of "Winestein, Beerstein and Frankenstein" attorneys of outlaws.
Ironing, I still iron out a few things.
Last junk food, some burrito store bought. It said it was beef and cheese, but I don't wanna know what was in it, for real.
Last cereal I ate was Frosted Flakes. 🍛 😊
Happy Sunday everyone!
Hey Witnit, I noticed you mention my old hometown Chilton, WI.
I miss that little town, and my old job at Worthington. I lived right there on S Madison St, right on the highway. Wave to the Worthington plant if you happen to drive by there! Have a wonderful day~~~
[quote=wit-nit;45679212] Welcome to the Questions Of The Day for Sunday October 2, 2016. As a Libra born on October 2nd, you are well-known for your cleverness, imagination and diplomacy. While others prefer to stick to themselves, you find the most excitement in a social setting. You love applying your creativity and imagination into unique observations and witty remarks. You share birthdays with Sting and Kelly Rippa today.
(I'm in time constraints as we're packin' to go to Wisconsin today and visit some cheesy relatives. Will be in ww's stompin' grounds around Chilton, WI)
Misc. Questionable Questions:
1- Is your weather starting to cool down to a comfortable level?
Yes but we can still have some muggy days.
2- Do you use post-it's at home or work?
3- When was the last time you ironed anything? I don't know if I even have an iron any more.
4- Have you ever glued a coin to the sidewalk and watched people try to pick it up?
4a- Have you tried to pick one up, a coin, and were fooled?
5- What was the last junk food you ate?
Some birth day cake from my bestie just a few minutes ago.
6- Have you ever tasted a dog milk bone?
I ate them when I was a kid
7- When was the last time you changed a kids diaper? It might be happening soon though.
8- What was the last cereal you've eaten?Some raisin bran a few weeks ago.
8a- Did you put some fruit on that cereal?Yes, a banana.
9- Do you believe in psychics/supernatural/ghosts?
I've had many strange things happen to me that I can't explain but I do not believe in life after death.
10- Do you believe in or have seen a UFO?
I have seen one up close, but I think they're military.
11- Have you ever sat in an airport watching planes take off/land?
Yes. My dad took us close to OHare and some guy was out there selling hot dogs.
Fill in the blanks:
If I could ____win the lottery________________I would_help so many people. ______________________
My ____money_____________________is green.
Color me __gone. I'm going apple picking today. __________________
Joy_MMMMM Almond________________________
Party ___animal. ____________________
Chocolate __covered anything. _________________
Mikey's pun time: His new car... One day Mikey bought himself a new rear engine fancy car. He was really excited so he decided to take a buddy of his out for a spin, but after only a half mile the car suddenly broke down.
Both men got out of the car and proceeded to lift up the front hood.
"Oh wow, Mikey, yelled his friend confused, you've lost your engine".
"Oh that's no problem exclaimed Mikey, I've got a spare one in the trunk".
Quotable quote of the moment: When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. Albert Einstein
Historical events of note for October 2...
0829 – Theophilos succeeds his father Michael II as Byzantine Emperor.
1552 – Conquest of Kazan by Ivan the Terrible.
1789 – George Washington sends proposed Constitutional amendments (The United States Bill of Rights) to the States for ratification.
1835 – The Texas Revolution begins with the Battle of Gonzales: Mexican soldiers attempt to disarm the people of Gonzales, Texas, but encounter stiff resistance from a hastily assembled militia.
1889 – In Colorado, Nicholas Creede strikes it rich in silver during the last great silver boom of the American Old West.
1925 – John Logie Baird performs the first test of a working television system.
1950 – Peanuts by Charles M. Schulz is first published.
1959 – The anthology series The Twilight Zone premieres on CBS television.
1967 – Thurgood Marshall is sworn in as the first African-American justice of United States Supreme Court.
1996 – The Electronic Freedom of Information Act Amendments are signed by U.S. President Bill Clinton.
2106 - AK Mutt breaks world record of downing 19 lbs of stinky cheese in 13 minutes and 12 seconds.
Well that's it for this Sunday folks. Hope you enjoyed the fun, the puns, the wack-e-nest from the approval of the law firm of "Winestein, Beerstein and Frankenstein" attorneys of outlaws.
Enjoy your day and
Thanks wit-nit. Off to Indiana to pick apples in the mud. I'm so tired. I didn't get home until around 2am.
1- Is your weather starting to cool down to a comfortable level? Yes
2- Do you use post-it's at home or work? Occasionally
3- When was the last time you ironed anything? Never
4- Have you ever glued a coin to the sidewalk and watched people try to pick it up?
4a- Have you tried to pick one up, a coin, and were fooled? No to the first, yes to the second.
5- What was the last junk food you ate? A cookie
6- Have you ever tasted a dog milk bone? No
7- When was the last time you changed a kids diaper? Never, and probably never will.
8- What was the last cereal you've eaten?
8a- Did you put some fruit on that cereal? Cheerios, no.
9- Do you believe in psychics/supernatural/ghosts? No
10- Do you believe in or have seen a UFO? No
11- Have you ever sat in an airport watching planes take off/land? When I was little, yes. Haven't been to one for about 13 years.
Fill in the blanks:
If I could tell my idiot bosses to it I would do it!
1- Is your weather starting to cool down to a comfortable level? Yes and I love it.
2- Do you use post-it's at home or work? Every day in every way.
3- When was the last time you ironed anything? It's been years.
4- Have you ever glued a coin to the sidewalk and watched people try to pick it up? Nope.
4a- Have you tried to pick one up, a coin, and were fooled? No.
5- What was the last junk food you ate? Cheetos.
6- Have you ever tasted a dog milk bone? No.
7- When was the last time you changed a kids diaper? Actually, I never have.
8- What was the last cereal you've eaten? Grape Nuts, my favorite.
8a- Did you put some fruit on that cereal? No.
9- Do you believe in psychics/supernatural/ghosts? Yes.
10- Do you believe in or have seen a UFO? I believe in them but I've never seen one and I hope I never do.
11- Have you ever sat in an airport watching planes take off/land? No but I like to people-watch in airports.
Fill in the blanks:
If I could visit with my father again I would jump at the chance.
My pool is green. ahahahaha
Color me serene
Joy cometh in the morning.
Party time!
Chocolate covered raisins.
Mikey's pun time: His new car... One day Mikey bought himself a new rear engine fancy car. He was really excited so he decided to take a buddy of his out for a spin, but after only a half mile the car suddenly broke down. Both men got out of the car and proceeded to lift up the front hood. "Oh wow, Mikey, yelled his friend confused, you've lost your engine". "Oh that's no problem exclaimed Mikey, I've got a spare one in the trunk".
Quotable quote of the moment: When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. Albert Einstein
Historical events of note for October 2...
0829 – Theophilos succeeds his father Michael II as Byzantine Emperor.
1552 – Conquest of Kazan by Ivan the Terrible.
1789 – George Washington sends proposed Constitutional amendments (The United States Bill of Rights) to the States for ratification.
1835 – The Texas Revolution begins with the Battle of Gonzales: Mexican soldiers attempt to disarm the people of Gonzales, Texas, but encounter stiff resistance from a hastily assembled militia. "Don't mess with Texas."
1889 – In Colorado, Nicholas Creede strikes it rich in silver during the last great silver boom of the American Old West.
1925 – John Logie Baird performs the first test of a working television system.
1950 – Peanuts by Charles M. Schulz is first published.
1959 – The anthology series The Twilight Zone premieres on CBS television.
1967 – Thurgood Marshall is sworn in as the first African-American justice of United States Supreme Court.
1996 – The Electronic Freedom of Information Act Amendments are signed by U.S. President Bill Clinton.
2106 - AK Mutt breaks world record of downing 19 lbs of stinky cheese in 13 minutes and 12 seconds.
Well that's it for this Sunday folks. Hope you enjoyed the fun, the puns, the wack-e-nest from the approval of the law firm of "Winestein, Beerstein and Frankenstein" attorneys of outlaws.
Enjoy your day and
Thanks, wit-nit. Have a great week, my friend.
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Mikey's pun time: His new car...
it I would do it! 
