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Several men are in the locker room of a golf club,
showering, getting changed for the 19th hole.
When a cell phone on a bench rings, a man picks
it up, engages the hands-free speaker function,
and begins a conversation.
(M=man, W=wife)
M: "Hello?"
W: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
M: "Yes."
W: "Great! I am at the mall two blocks from where
you are. I just saw a beautiful leather coat. It's
absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?"
M: "What's the price?"
W: "Only $1,000."
M: "Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that
much."
W: "Ahhh, and I also stopped by the Mercedes
dealership and saw the 2010 models. I saw one
I really liked. I spoke with the salesman, and he
gave me a really good price...and since we need
to exchange the BMW that we bought last year..."
M: "What price did he quote you?"
W: "Only $60,000."
M: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
W: "Great! But before we hang up, something else....."
M: "What?"
W: " I stopped by the real estate agent this morning
and saw the house we looked at last year. It's for sale!!
Remember? The one with a pool, English Garden, acre
of park area, beach-front property."
M: "How much are they asking?"
W: "Only $450,000 - a magnificent price. It may seem
like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account...and
I see that we have enough in the bank to cover the
down payment."
M: "Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid up to
$420,000. OK?"
W: "OK, sweetie...Thanks! I'll see you later!! I love you!!!"
M: "Bye...I love you too..."
The man hangs up and closes the phone's flap.
The other men are looking at him in astonishment
and derision. The man holds up the phone and
asks, "Anyone knows who this phone belongs to?"
That reminds me of 3 guys in a sauna. There is the sound of a pager.
One guy starts punching a number pad on his arm while the other two look on in astonishment. Then the man explains, it's the newest thing. - "I had a pager installed in my arm."
Just then a phone rings. One of the other guys starts talking into his own palm while the other two look on. He finishes the call and explains. - "I just had a phone installed in my hand."
Then the third guy gets up and there is a strand of toilet paper trailing from his rear end. The other two look at it with surprise. So he explains. - "I'm just getting a fax."
i wanna know who she's married to....guy's loaded.. i'll be his 2nd wife!
HA!! ( i kid )
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Too good to be true!
