when girls drink too much... (house, best, phone, actor)

[dsh1127]

LOL!!! Love the "list"!!

What is the one thing you should never give a drunk lady?

Lipstick - - but I think it happens to the best of us, you drink too much and have this sudden need for lipstick, but not the ability to put in on correctly!!

Actually I do pretty good, but I never get "ripped", just a little "tipsy" once in awhile!

Oh, and piperspal - Sounds like you and I are the same when it comes to tequila! I have some crazy memories from tequila......... At least I have memories from it!!

[ylisa7]

Good list.

I don't drink much but I do like being just a little tipsy. I make sure DH is with me because I tend to lose all inhibitions which can be very dangerous if you are with strangers, lol.

[piperspal]

Originally Posted by younglisa7

Good list.

I don't drink much but I do like being just a little tipsy. I make sure DH is with me because I tend to lose all inhibitions which can be very dangerous if you are with strangers, lol.

Probably a good thing you live far from civilization, lol!

..................Heyyyyy....wait a second here.....are you that hot chick Smoky the Bear was talkin' about the other night at the bar???
Girl you are famous from here to the 100-acre wood! I hear Tigger is all bouncy-pouncy-trouncy-fun-fun-fun-fun because of you!

[erika3212]

Originally Posted by piperspal

Rcvd this e-mail earlier which made me laugh...hope you will laugh too. It's really very tongue in cheek, but I bet you've spotted a few!

When we girls drink too much,

1 - we have absolutely no idea where our purse is

2 - we've suddenly taken up smoking & become quite good at it

3 - we take our shoes off because it's the shoes' fault we can't walk straight

4 - we start crying & telling everyone we see that we love them sooo much

5 - we get extremely excited & jump up & down every time another song on the jukebox plays because "oh my god, I looove this song!!!!"

6 - we believe that dancing with our arms overhead while shaking our butts & yelling "woo-hoo" is the sexiest dance move around

7 - we yell at the bartender for making weak lemonade because we can no longer taste the booze

8 - we've found a deeper spiritual side to the loser sitting next to us

9 - we've suddenly decided that said loser really needs his a$$ kicked & we honestly believe we can do it, too!

10 - in our last bathroom visit we realize we went from looking like the sensual goddess we were four hours ago, to a homeless hooker

11 - we fail to notice that the toilet lid is down when we sit on it

12 - we think we're in bed, but our pillow feels strangely like the kitchen floor (or the mop!)

[419gottaminute]

W T H...is this......

[SATX56]

But, they can be so much fun....

[Nomadicus]

I've lived a sheltered life. Or am I just senile....

[sun queen]

Interesting...

[Sweetie Pie]

Where the heck IS Piperspal?????

[wit-nit]

Is this list from one of the "Girls Gone Wild" episodes...