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Thanks for the info, I've been playing by the wrong rules all this time. Ok, here goes..."GROWL!!, I am big and bad on this keyboard...don't MAKE me CAP you guys"
Give me a minute or two
and I'll Busta Rhyme on you
I would like you to Busta Rhyme again, please??? Come on.....
You see that Hoosier must have changed the original title of this post afterall.....I think it was quite innovative.....People that try to stink up your threads!" Very witty, wouldn't you say?
I would like you to Busta Rhyme again, please??? Come on.....
You see that Hoosier must have changed the original title of this post afterall.....I think it was quite innovative.....People that try to stink up your threads!" Very witty, wouldn't you say?
Ok, I'll see if I can musta another busta...
Back in the day, I wanted to look bad
So I took the steroids that the gym guy had,
I got some tats, wore doo rags and things
Even got gold skeleton nipple rings
I worked part time doing auto lubes,
Now 20 years later, I got man boobs
What once was firm is now not to be
My man boobs are victims of the law of gravity
When I walk down the beach, the babes all chuckle
Hurts like Hell when the nip ring hooks my buckle.
My used-to-be guns, look like a cellulite leg,
My once tight six-pack is now a beer keg.
And worst of all when I'm in a gale,
My skin turns me into a human para-sail.
Back in the day, I wanted to look bad
So I took the steroids that the gym guy had,
I got some tats, wore doo rags and things
Even got gold skeleton nipple rings
I worked part time doing auto lubes,
Now 20 years later, I got man boobs
What once was firm is now not to be
My man boobs are victims of the law of gravity
When I walk down the beach, the babes all chuckle
Hurts like Hell when the nip ring hooks my buckle.
My used-to-be guns, look like a cellulite leg,
My once tight six-pack is now a beer keg.
And worst of all when I'm in a gale,
My skin turns me into a human para-sail.
LOLOLOL!
You get rep points for that one as soon as I'm able to give you more!
Thanks Duke! My monitor is now wearing my morning coffee! As a creative and artistic person by job and nature, I now have a complete visual of that little ditty hovering infront of my mind's eye
Have you all seen the movie Hocus Pocus? With Bette Midler? I've hardly met a person who hasn't and so I'm going to bust out a new rendition to part of her song in that movie, "I Put A Spell On You", here goes:
I put a smell on you.... and now your gone....gone, gone, so-long.... I put a smell on you.... and it was strong, strong strong, so-strong....
Did you like my rhyme, even though it wasn't all original???
Thanks Duke! My monitor is now wearing my morning coffee! As a creative and artistic person by job and nature, I now have a complete visual of that little ditty hovering infront of my mind's eye
The pleasure is all mine, M'Lady...Maybe you can incorporate a drawing of a guy hunched over with a nipple ring hooked on his belt buckle with that poetic disaster quoted below the drawing and sell it a a Red Hat Convention.
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....you must be in Kansas then??? 
