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Have you all seen the movie Hocus Pocus? With Bette Midler? I've hardly met a person who hasn't and so I'm going to bust out a new rendition to part of her song in that movie, "I Put A Spell On You", here goes:
I put a smell on you.... and now your gone....gone, gone, so-long.... I put a smell on you.... and it was strong, strong strong, so-strong....
Did you like my rhyme, even though it wasn't all original???
LuLu, we just found the whooppeee cushion!!! My four year old son is having a blast fartin' around the house. All we have to do is surprise my 8 year old daughter...who will be horrified by the sound and we'll be rooty toot tootin...and no beans! I guess men never really grow up...we still think bodily functions are humorous! LOL.
LuLu, we just found the whooppeee cushion!!! My four year old son is having a blast fartin' around the house. All we have to do is surprise my 8 year old daughter...who will be horrified by the sound and we'll be rooty toot tootin...and no beans! I guess men never really grow up...we still think bodily functions are humorous! LOL.
I think that stuff is funny also! But I'm not a guy!!!!!!!
Have you ever heard of Flarp??
It's like a flubbery type of mass that the kids play with....you force it down into the container it comes in to make all sorts of disgusting fart sounds! It's quite entertaining the different noises you can make.....long, short, loud, fluffy, etc. You should try it out!
Well, at least they both have one thing in common ... they both quit!
What was it the Trump said about Rosie when she said she was leaving The View???
Now I think he's thinking, "Oh fart, I'm gonna bite an air biscuit for that one"
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