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Old 03-27-2014, 08:51 AM
 
Location: deafened by howls of 'racism!!!'
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no puke icon when you need one.

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Here's how it will work, according to the BiteLabs website. A sample of tissue containing myosatellite cells (the type of cells that help repair and regrow damaged muscle) will be taken from a person during a biopsy. Those cells are multiplied in a lab using a medium that acts as an artificial blood to grow muscle.

Once the cells are mature enough, they will be ground and mixed with different kinds of meat, spices, fats and oils for flavor using one of the company's "time-honored recipes for the creation of fine cured meats." It will then be stuffed into casings, seasoned again then dry aged and cured before packaging for distribution.

"That is our hope, to get celebrities on board, sample their cells, and then use them to mass produce artisanal salami," said Martin. "We're in agile mode right now, scaling our user base and attracting celebrities as partners."
Ellen DeGeneres salami? One company's quest to make meat from celebrity tissue samples
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Old 03-27-2014, 10:05 AM
 
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I'm seeing the John Holmes as the "big" seller.

Gotta be his DNA hanging around somewheres as much as he spewed it around.

Stuff your face with a fist full of Big John.

OMG ROFLMMFAO!!!!!
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Old 03-27-2014, 12:30 PM
 
Location: San Diego
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I'm seeing the John Holmes as the "big" seller.

Gotta be his DNA hanging around somewheres as much as he spewed it around.

Stuff your face with a fist full of Big John.

OMG ROFLMMFAO!!!!!
Gives foot long an entirely new meaning!! Five Five dollar foot longgggggggggggggggggg
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Old 03-27-2014, 12:43 PM
 
Location: Los Angeles County, CA
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Maybe it is time to revive this thread:

Legalized Cannibalism?
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Old 03-27-2014, 12:49 PM
 
Location: South Bay
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Holy crap... this ranks as one of the most vile threads ever
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Old 03-27-2014, 12:53 PM
 
Location: Stasis
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You got punk'd.
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Old 03-27-2014, 12:53 PM
 
Location: Los Angeles County, CA
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In case you're wondering, DeGeneres' salami is described as "black pepper and garlic with a playful kick of mustard give the Ellen salami a highly approachable and well-rounded flavor." The description notes DeGeneres' meat would be blended with ostrich and finished with a hint of brandy and shallots.
Something only a liberal could love.
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Old 03-27-2014, 01:07 PM
 
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You got punk'd.
i considered that possibility, and wouldn't rule it out. but if so, so did LA times and USA today.
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Old 03-27-2014, 02:24 PM
 
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You got punk'd. Possibly Kimmeled.
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Old 03-27-2014, 02:26 PM
 
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you got punk'd. Possibly kimmeled.
lmfao
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