you know you're a liberal when.......... (politicians, elect, Colorado, status)

[kanhawk]

You know you're a liberal when you think a documentary that reveals:
eating 3000 calories of McDonald's everyday for a month might actually be bad for you!!!!! and is actually a brilliant movie worthy of numerous awards and positive critical reviews for exposing MacDonald's for the evil unhealthy corporation that it is.

[LML]

Originally Posted by kanhawk

You know you're a liberal when you think a documentary that reveals:
eating 3000 calories of McDonald's everyday for a month might actually be bad for you!!!!! and is actually a brilliant movie worthy of numerous awards and positive critical reviews for exposing MacDonald's for the evil unhealthy corporation that it is.

And you know you are a liberal when, after viewing that movie and learning these "shocking" things, you can actually convince yourself that it is now your business what other people choose to eat and it becomes your mission in life to ensure that they abide by your superior judgement.

[pghquest]

You know your a liberal when Michael Moore and Al Gore put out factual documentaries that should be required viewing in school.

[fishmonger]

Originally Posted by jmarquise

I am not a liberal, I am a conservative. it's only a matter of time before your account gets deleted. this is a thread making fun of liberal stereotypes, which we have done in good nature. you know you're a liberal when you are being prayed for by "this guy." good lord!

I'm exactly 95.822% sure that he's joking.

[Katarina Witt]

Originally Posted by LML

And you know you are a liberal when, after viewing that movie and learning these "shocking" things, you can actually convince yourself that it is now your business what other people choose to eat and it becomes your mission in life to ensure that they abide by your superior judgement.

Wish I could give you rep for this.

You know you're a liberal when you support "values free" education. As if education isn't inherently the act of passing on one's culture!

[Happy Cells]

You know your a liberal when...

You go out of your way to glorify all the societal break down of the 60's and 70's as some how being a time of "love". When you think Charles Manson is a nice guy, a victim of "the man". When you march in the streets with signs that support the enemies who strive daily to destroy us all, including liberals.
When you can't find enough fault with America, yet you live in America, and enjoy the standard of living that generations of struggle and sacrifice [long before YOU came along] produced but did not enjoy themselves.
When you fill your car with gas, no matter how little the amount. When you use plastic, leather, wood, glass, copper, aluminum, lead, or any other of the materials needed for daily life, yet bemoan this use constantly, as someone else's "evil".
When you insist on screaming at someone who disagrees with your opinions.
When you get into someones face and yell, mistakenly calling it "discourse".
When you whine endlessly about "corporate America" yet you work in the very very CORPORATE high-tech industry, and consider this somehow acceptable.
When you live the life of a complete coward endlessly heaping blame on yourself and others for the ills of the "material" world while at the same time living a life totally in love with a worldly existence and all that this type of "life" entails.
When you openly flout any law you just don't happen to agree with.
When you simply CAN NOT MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS!!!
When your an abject morally corrupt poor excuse for a human, exposing yourself in public, to children, hanging naked from trees, sodomizing yourself in public, beating yourself in public always calling it "art" or "performance" or "expression" obviously not realizing the foolish position that this view puts you in.
When you create and foster and promote every manner of bizarre "religion" based on quirky hip trendy psychobabble tabloid "philosophy" and make endless stupid daily references to every one else and every thing else that does not "fit" into this twisted "world view" you hold so dear.
When you think that nothing is ever worth fighting for, yet you promote and engage in violence at every "protest" you attend.
When you protest like a bunch of completely disorganized apes, not even having the class, foresight, organizational wherewithal or tactical skills to pull off a truly successful demonstration.
When you raise animals to the status of humans, and lower humans to the status of animals.
When you think that everyone in the world should simply listen to you, and all would be right with the world.
And lastly, when you know you are a liberal when you are WRONG!

[evilnewbie]

Not really, they know they are liberals when they think they are right even though they are wrong...

You know you are a liberal when you have to look up "hypocrisy" in a dictionary and find out it means liberals...

[charolastra00]

You know you're a liberal when you read through this thread and cry over the poor children in red states and the inner city who can't spell or use proper grammar.

You are is "you're" not "your", people!

[evilnewbie]

You know you are a liberal when you think stealing from someone is more important than working to earn your money...

[LML]

Happy Cells, Wow. I know you are obviously not a liberal. And I don't even know for sure if you are a conservative. But one thing I know is that you sure are one angry, unhappy person. Hope you feel better tomorrow.