Post your trivial 1st world problems (humor thread) (husband, parent, weight)

[Nicci6Squirrels]

I have way too many earwigs in my yard. Why should some have so many while others have too few? I am thinking of donating some of mine to the less fortunate people who have none. After having lived down south, however, I'm less skeeved out by earwigs. The Palmetto bugs (aka big, honkin' flying cockroaches) cured me of most of my squeamishness.

[HansProof]

How come the gym has nothing but women magazines?


Had to choose between Cosmo and Home&Garden. Figured Cosmo was the more manly of the two

[silibran]

Originally Posted by stan4

Your Honda needs that to keep out the gas burglars. The manual hatch will not work if the car is locked or the fob is not nearby.

Ah--that's it. Both of us assumed there would be a way to open the hatch from the inside the car. Also DH could not find the emergency brake.

Are we dinosaurs or what?

[bjh]

They cancelled a TV show I was enjoying. Dagnabit.

[Nerys52SoSilver]

My crafts glue dried out during this last heatwave..........

[bjh]

We're out of Funyuns.

[stan4]

Originally Posted by silibran

. Also DH could not find the emergency brake.
at?

It's probably just a button.

[Nicci6Squirrels]

I was upsetti, so I ate some spaghetti. I ate too much spaghetti and now I'm upsetti again.

[Remington Steel]

Local grocery store was out of our favorite liquid coffee creamer so we had to settle for the powdered type....even though it was cheaper.

[chiluvr1228]

Originally Posted by HansProof

How come the gym has nothing but women magazines?


Had to choose between Cosmo and Home&Garden. Figured Cosmo was the more manly of the two

Because you're not supposed to be reading while at the gym. You are there to work out! Now back to those dumbbells post haste!