Post your trivial 1st world problems (humor thread) (people)

[chiluvr1228]

My co-worker had a picture of her and her boyfriend sitting at the front desk. She looked so short next to him so I wanted to see if she was wearing flats or high heels. I put my finger to the picture and spread my fingers like you would do to make the picture better on your cell phone. On a Paper Picture!

[Rocko20]

I found two excellent shows (Billions and Fargo) so now I have to try to live a productive life while also binge watching.

[jbgusa]

Yesterday at Costco the cashier was fine, the person in line in front of me wasn't. He hadn't put his small items onto the register belt. And pulled out his MasterCard. When told they didn't accept MasterCards unless debit, he took forever to fund a debit card.Overall etiquette is lacking.

Also posted by me at ...and People Wonder Why Online is Killing Stores but I realize this is fodder fort his thread.

[greatblueheron]

My cat vomited on my bedroom rug

[Nonchalance]

Originally Posted by greatblueheron

My cat vomited on my bedroom rug

That is not in the least bit trivial!

[SeaOfGrass]

Originally Posted by chiluvr1228

My co-worker had a picture of her and her boyfriend sitting at the front desk. She looked so short next to him so I wanted to see if she was wearing flats or high heels. I put my finger to the picture and spread my fingers like you would do to make the picture better on your cell phone. On a Paper Picture!

I find myself constantly wanting to use the search function on paper-printed material. Very irritating.

[HansProof]

Recliner has faulty locking system occasionally causing me to super-plank backwards.

[Nicci6Squirrels]

Originally Posted by HansProof

Recliner has faulty locking system occasionally causing me to super-plank backwards.

Ooooof. I had one of those chairs once. Hard to relax when the chair's out to getcha.

[silibran]

Floor layers are laying our new kitchen floor. You know, I don't think I am going to be able to work in the kitchen tonight. Oh, shoot, we will have to eat out. I won't get to cook dinner. (Ha ha.)

[CraigCreek]

Originally Posted by HansProof

Recliner has faulty locking system occasionally causing me to super-plank backwards.

I used to have a recurring dream about sitting in a rocking chair which would tip over backwards. No idea what happened next, as I would wake up just as I tipped.