Post your trivial 1st world problems (humor thread)

[Nancy739]

Hideous black electrical cords everywhere Why didn't they make them powder blue, or white, or light pink Why didn't I have the option even if it cost more? They look like black snakes and even my new kitten thinks so

[Nomadicus]

For the first time in months I was in a Dunkin Donuts. They had less that a full dozen of the variety that I went after and only 3 of a substitute variety... What is this world coming too?

[Nancy739]

Kittens are instinctive hunters! My kitten kept hitting a piece of Lucky Charms cereal to see if it was dead

[chiluvr1228]

Originally Posted by Nancy739

I ordered an empty spray bottle from Amazon and it came with directions and I feel insulted

Is the bottle to spray your new kitten when it's bad?

[Riley.]

I just washed my car and it's supposed to rain but I REALLY want to go out and get a to-go pizza.

[Nomadicus]

I got myself in trouble with one of the pens of chickens. They were misbehaving and I called them a bunch of little R E D N E C K S..... Well they are red......

[Hermit12]

Originally Posted by nomadicus

i got myself in trouble with one of the pens of chickens. They were misbehaving and i called them a bunch of little r e d n e c k s..... Well they are red......

canceled!

[Hermit12]

Originally Posted by Riley.

I just washed my car and it's supposed to rain but I REALLY want to go out and get a to-go pizza.

Did you?

[Hermit12]

Should I walk the three blocks to Wawa and risk getting attacked by the crazy drunk guy, or stay home and finish the burrito?

[KathrynAragon]

I forgot my chinese take out food under my desk at work, so I'm sure it's no good now.