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Hey, get this - I dropped my remote IN A GLASS OF WATER. It immediately died. I mean, what are the chances? So I ordered another one and GET THIS - It's for the year AFTER my TV was made. So it wouldn't "pair" even though it looks exactly like the remote that I used to have. So I had to order ANOTHER one. I don't even know how to turn my TV off and on without the remote. So I have been having to settle for Christmas lights, candles, and a Christmas playlist in the evenings. Sigh.
I thought I'd try something different with my hair, so I pulled out the straightening iron and proceeded to burn myself on the second move. It was then that I realized that I'm ok with my boring hair. The burn is on my middle finger so I get to show people and flip them off at the same time.
A Christmas card fell down in the middle of the night and woke me up slightly. I remember thinking, "Oh, great, an intruder is here to murder me," and then I fell back to sleep. This morning, I saw the card laying on the floor and the big mystery was solved. Also, what a wonderful survival instinct I have. If a bear were chasing me, apparently I'd make it half a block before offering him some condiments for his dinner.
A Christmas card fell down in the middle of the night and woke me up slightly. I remember thinking, "Oh, great, an intruder is here to murder me," and then I fell back to sleep. This morning, I saw the card laying on the floor and the big mystery was solved. Also, what a wonderful survival instinct I have. If a bear were chasing me, apparently I'd make it half a block before offering him some condiments for his dinner.
Well, sometimes it's okay to take the path of least resistance.
Tonight I made apple crisp. I wanted it to be both with and without cinnamon. I could not decide, so I made it with a little cinnamon. Well, it does not satisfy either of my desires. Afterwards, I realized I could have put cinnamon on half and none on the other half. Duh. Now I am stuck in my warm, secure home with apple crisp without the desired amount of cinnamon.
Never too late to have a happy ending .....pile it on now !! I love cinnamon in Rice pudding !
HAHA ...saying to myself wadda MAROON ..I see that was from 2016 maybe ?? DOE!
I’ve been craving Chinese food
When I got off the plane at gate C4 there was a kiosk with Chinese food
Ended up not getting it because I still had to walk to gate C 59 and didn’t have a free hand with my luggage.
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The burn is on my middle finger so I get to show people and flip them off at the same time.
