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If a woman says "Get off of me, I am calling 911 if you don't put your pants back on and leave my house right now". That will definitely kill my erection about as much as taking an extremely cold shower would.
It's not that anyone has ever said this to me (yet!), but I'm absolutely amazed that nobody on this whacky thread has ever heard, during sex . . .
Is that all you got?
Or . . .
Is that the best you got?
For the ladies---(. . . and as I look upon you ladies the men with you couldn't possibly be gentlemen---Groucho Marx)---I wonder if any lover has ever been damn fool enough, when reversing positions and allowing the lady on top, to take one look at her breasts and find himself unable to resist hollering bombs away!!!! . . .
On the other hand, I wonder if anyone can say that the worst thing they've ever heard trying phone sex was a busy signal . . .
Before I was married, living in Maryland, I was coming back from lunch, looking for a place to park at work. I was just thinking about a particular woman I'd like to get my hands on: thick thighs, athletic, nice butt, spandex skin tights,...lo and behold right in front of my car was the woman who fulfilled my fantasy! Incredible body! I parked, then caught up with her as she sat down near the entrance. I sat down and struck up a conversation. I was wearing shades when we first started talking and she thought I had a lot of nerve to approach her and ask for her phone number. She even asked me how many girlfriends I had. When I took off my shades, she was quite taken by my eyes (said something about them being beautiful). She gave me her number and I told her where I lived. That was about 1. She was over the same night by 7. By 11, we were in the bed. A few hours later, both sweating profusely and still going strong, she whispered to me, "Would you take care of me and the baby?"
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