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I wanna smack a "nice" guy 5,236.47 times with a thousand 100-dollar bills, stuff his mouth with a scrunched-up page of a porn mag, super glue his rosy palm to his limp Richard, and then finish him off with an elevator shoe and put him out of his misery!
I wanna smack a "nice" guy 5,236.47 times with a thousand 100-dollar bills, stuff his mouth with a scrunched-up page of a porn mag, super glue his rosy palm to his limp Richard, and then finish him off with an elevator shoe and put him out of his misery!
I have a few porn mags, a fire-engine-red palm, a flaccid Franklin and a whole slew of 7" stilettos, so come on - let's party!
Just read something funny. Looks like Javier Bardem is also not impressed with Heaven and has a good idea.
Bardem plays the part brilliantly (Biutiful), but he has a somewhat novel take on the afterlife. "I don't know if I'll get to heaven. I'm a bad boy," jokes the actor, 41. "Heaven must be nice, but is it too boring? Maybe you can get an apartment there and then go to hell for the weekends."
"Every" would be an exaggeration, but often enough...
Then I'm performing my job correctly.
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You really have the balls to say THAT...?!
I have balls enough to supply every Betamanlet on this forum and have left-overs!
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Just read something funny. Looks like Javier Bardem is also not impressed with Heaven and has a good idea.
Bardem plays the part brilliantly (Biutiful), but he has a somewhat novel take on the afterlife. "I don't know if I'll get to heaven. I'm a bad boy," jokes the actor, 41. "Heaven must be nice, but is it too boring? Maybe you can get an apartment there and then go to hell for the weekends."
Heh, heh - I like that!
I already have a timeshare in that new StripperHell development...
Yeah, we've discussed the benefits of intermittent reinforcement in the good ol' days.
The scars from the cattle prod are healing nicely, thank you.
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If they have a way of knowing how discreet I am, they'll be convinced there are enough balls to go around for all of them!
Not quite sure I copy that, GhostRider.
But if you have something to say, say it.
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