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I'm drinking wine, enjoying the evening and there's no-one here to party with
Never fear - SCUBAMAN is here!!!
Faster than a speeding floodwater. *sound of rushing water*
More powerful than an underground geyser. *sound of explosives*
Able to leap tall sump-pumps in a single bound. *sound of Honda mini-pump running out of fuel*
Look! Down in the basement!
It's a fish. It's a sub. It's SCUBAMAN!
Yes, it's SCUBAMAN - strange visitor from another stripclub who came to Pennsylvania with powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal men.
SCUBAMAN - who can change the course of mighty rivers, bend steel bridge supports with his bare hands, and who, disguised as SifuPhil (mild mannered floorman for a crappy little strip-joint), fights the never ending battle for Truth, Justice and A Much Drier Way.
We opened at 5, closed at 6:30. One bartender, one dancer showed up. I sent 'em home - the road in front of our place is closed in both directions because of the flood. Spent most of my day with the fire department, pumping out the basement and moving / trying to save things.
I'm tired. Too many hours in knee-high cold nasty water does that, I suppose.
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