Relationship Chat #15 (females, cancer, different, stalk)

[JustJulia]

Originally Posted by temptation001

Trivia for the day: I was watching the Tonight show with Jay Leno the other night and this guy, Donald Rumsfeld was on and he was talking about how his wife has a mule. He said that a mule is the offspring from a horse and a donkey. And that mules cannot reproduce. I thought this was interesting.

LMAO ... at first I read, "He was talking about how his wife IS a mule."

<-- my face

[Thursday007]

Originally Posted by JustJulia

If you figure it out, please let me know. Maybe you can fix me too.

I'm telling ya, one good wack at a pinata will do the body good (and the mind).

[thebobs]

Originally Posted by Thursday007

I'm telling ya, one good wack at a pinata will do the body good (and the mind).

I didn't know you were into spanking.

[Thursday007]

Originally Posted by thebobs

I didn't know you were into spanking.

This is more like a caning with a human pinata.

[temptation001]

Originally Posted by JustJulia

LMAO ... at first I read, "He was talking about how his wife IS a mule."

<-- my face

In this case, his wife would have treated him like a human pinata when he got home.

[Neemy]

Ugggggggggh... this guy I've kind of had something with - unexclusively - for a few weeks has me right now.

Complicated scenario. I'd start a thread, but... no thanks. I'll figure it out on my own.

[sierraAZ]

Originally Posted by Neemy

I'd start a thread, but... no thanks. I'll figure it out on my own.

That's how I look at those things, too.

Go have a pint of ice cream! AFTER whatever your poison is, of course.

[Neemy]

Originally Posted by sierraAZ

That's how I look at those things, too.

Go have a pint of ice cream! AFTER whatever your poison is, of course.

Nah, he's the one who needs the ice cream (though a waffle cone of Ben and Jerry's New York Super Fudge Chunk does sound good...). I am okay. But he apparently misunderstood something and is now upset. Sometimes I feel like I am not even speaking English; everything I say to him gets taken wrong!

[sierraAZ]

Originally Posted by Neemy

Sometimes I feel like I am not even speaking English; everything I say to him gets taken wrong!

In that case I suggest you cut your losses short since it's so early. That's one of those things that do NOT get better, EVER!

[Neemy]

Originally Posted by sierraAZ

In that case I suggest you cut your losses short since it's so early. That's one of those things that do NOT get better, EVER!

Yep, been there, done that.