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Old 04-11-2011, 01:30 PM
 
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It takes less than a split second to flick the switch to turn the light on.



Proper when you live by yourself.
But when you've been sleeping in the dark for a few hours..sudden bright light hurts!
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Old 04-11-2011, 01:35 PM
 
Location: Fort Worth, TX
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lol toilet seats

1) what kind of toilet sprays the contents of its bowl when you flush? a jet-engine toilet? The public ones at my college do (well, some do) but otherwise that has never happened to me.

2) I personally do lower the seat when I remember to, as well as the lid.

3) That said, why do you not look before you leap? Every time I go take care of business that involves sitting, I check to make sure the lid is up and seat is down. What buffoon doesn't do that?
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Old 04-11-2011, 01:38 PM
 
Location: Fort Worth, TX
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But when you've been sleeping in the dark for a few hours..sudden bright light hurts!
more than falling into the toilet bowl?

I've never had a toilet directly next to my bedroom, so if I ever do have to **** in the middle of the night, my eyes are somewhat adjusted to the moonlight by the time I get to the bathroom. Alternatively, one can just close their eyes when the light is turned on, then open them.
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Old 04-11-2011, 01:39 PM
 
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lol toilet seats

1) what kind of toilet sprays the contents of its bowl when you flush? a jet-engine toilet? The public ones at my college do (well, some do) but otherwise that has never happened to me.

2) I personally do lower the seat when I remember to, as well as the lid.

3) That said, why do you not look before you leap? Every time I go take care of business that involves sitting, I check to make sure the lid is up and seat is down. What buffoon doesn't do that?
it doesn't spray water out of the toilet bowl. It sprays microscopic pieces of whatever you just flushed.
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Old 04-11-2011, 01:41 PM
 
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more than falling into the toilet bowl?

I've never had a toilet directly next to my bedroom, so if I ever do have to **** in the middle of the night, my eyes are somewhat adjusted to the moonlight by the time I get to the bathroom. Alternatively, one can just close their eyes when the light is turned on, then open them.
LOL!!! You know sometimes I do just keep my eyes close until it stops hurting..but by then I'm done and I go back to my dark room to sleep.
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Old 04-11-2011, 01:45 PM
 
Location: Fort Worth, TX
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it doesn't spray water out of the toilet bowl. It sprays microscopic pieces of whatever you just flushed.
meh, as long as it doesn't leave my bathroom smelling like that I can't say I care. Your keyboard is nastier, and if you use public transportation, well...
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Old 04-11-2011, 02:11 PM
 
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But when you've been sleeping in the dark for a few hours..sudden bright light hurts!
It can hurt the eyes for a few seconds and that's it. What I do is turn the light on from the hallway, walk in closet, the one above the sink, whatever you have near your bathroom at least to see something while using the toilet and it won't hit your eyes directly.
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Old 04-11-2011, 04:07 PM
 
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Leaving the toilet seat up is gross because when guys pee all over the rim, the whole world can see the yellow stains of your sin. If you have a cat that likes to drink toilet water, they will put their paws in your urine stains and use their paws to clean their face. That's why the toilet seat must be down. It's not a 50/50 situation ... it is a health hazard. Also if you force a woman to touch a dirty toilet rim before they use the toilet, then you are forcing them to touch your pee and then wipe their butt with the hand that touched your pee. Gross! Whereas if you are lifting the toilet rim before you pee you are just touching your own pee. And yes... guys do pee on the rim... don't deny it.

The other points I think are fair or can really go both ways in a relationship...
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Old 04-11-2011, 04:28 PM
 
Location: Tennessee
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Are there women rules?
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Old 04-11-2011, 04:30 PM
 
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1. Have you ever sat down on a toilet seat that was up ? Seriously, I want you to remove your boxers, shut the light off in the bathroom and sit down and IN the cold porclean of the toilet. Now after that..try to get out of the porclean bowl....
I just want to say, that I'm a male frog, and I've done this before.

In the middle of a night, sometimes a frog just has to go, so I fast hopped to my bathroom, but didn't want to turn on the lights since it would drive my eyes insane, so I just dropped my...Frog pants...and dropped on the porcelain. My arse was fine, but my fun parts clang against the toilet, and for a good 10 minutes there was no action, only crouching and tears.
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