Crazy/weird/Scary One Night Stand Stories.... (girlfriend, guy, young)
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What an adorable mixture of puritanical judgement and drooling second-hand perving you are demonstrating here. I this a cultural thing? Some twisted version of the virgin-***** complex?
I somehow doubt he has turned down sex from women, I also love the bait questions and then judgemental replies he has as well.
I almost had one recently. A buddy of mine was trying to set me up with a woman (I now think he was pushing her off on me, as he wasn't interested). He sold it as a good business connection as well, as she and her business partner might be looking for a Financial Analyst. So we met on a Sunday afternoon at a Mexican restaurant next to her place for drinks. We spent a few hours drinking at the restaurant and then all of us headed back to her place. She was very drunk, as she weighed about 100 lbs (maybe). She was too skinny, mid-40's, with crooked teeth. Strike one, two, and three for me! My buddy said she had a great body, didn't tell me about the jacked up teeth, and said she was mid-30's. Clearly not a good wingman!!!!
So anyway, he excused himself for dinner plans and I hung out to discuss business with her and have a couple of beers. Meanwhile, her yippie dog takes a liking to me (this dog hates everyone). That really impressed her and she proceeded to come on to me, grabbing my arm, etc. She convinced me to stay for a while as she didn't want me driving after drinking. Ended up in bed with her and she proceeded to undress me. I didn't stop her, but should have. Fooled around a little bit and then I came to my senses and said I needed to leave, as I didn't want to take advantage of the situation. Truth is, there was zero attraction on my part. Now, the business relationship isn't happening because I think she's embarrassed about what she did. Oh well.
Summer teeth. Some are over here and some are over there.
When I was in college, my friend invited me and others over his dorm in the afternoon to have some drinks. This was in the winter & I was wearing a coat with one of those kinda thin bottles of vodka in it. I was drinking my head off & I remember I accused my friends gf of being a cheap Asian prostitute that got passed around. I think they kicked me out but I wasn't done, I checked online & the bar a few streets down was having $1 liquor mixed drinks & I showed up the moment it opened taking advantage of the deal for 2 hrs averaging 5 min a drink.
So I blacked out around 11 PM but I woke up the next day my arms spread out like an eagle on a woman at least 300 lbs. I gained some sort of sentience & rolled off her. I wasn't wearing any of the same clothes I wore when I started and I had a normal haircut but after that I had a shoddy looking mohawk. I also had a black eye and a ton of random bruises.
that's a lie, unless you are 65+ years old or morbidly obese.
Uhhhh, I'm neither and never done this, never would either. Everyone doesn't sleep around just b/c you do. Sorry.
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