What are L.A. women like? (cities, narcissistic, average, looking)

[jlgarfield]

Serious replies please, nothing smart-alecky.

So, I see myself as mostly an L.A. person, despite being born and raised in Western Washington; what are the women in Los Angeles like? Shallow? I am wondering....

[Rhenzanite]

Flaky, materialistic, shallow and obsessed with how they look.

At least that's been my experience for the most part. There are some good ones out there, but with such a high concentration of models/actresses in one place they tend to lean more towards the narcissistic.

[Prince_Frog]

OMG how did this guy know that as soon as i read the title I was immediately thinking about something long and full of smart-alec comments? This guy must be...A WITCH!!

[Info Guy]

Los Angeles and NYC women have lot of attitudes and are snobbish, shallow and materialistic. This is proven for years.

[iknowftbll]

Originally Posted by jlgarfield

Serious replies please, nothing smart-alecky.

So, I see myself as mostly an L.A. person, despite being born and raised in Western Washington; what are the women in Los Angeles like? Shallow? I am wondering....

It's a huge city with a reputation for glamour. Shallowness and vanity are somewhat natural bi-products of this reputation. During my time out there I even grew to suspect that a lot of people, men and women, felt that this reputation was something to which they had to live up, resulting in a sort of "manufactured" glamour. Lots of credit card debt out that way. With that said, a city as large as L.A. has plenty of women who do not fit this stereotype. In fact, I would hazard a guess that the majority do not. It is just that those who do fit the stereotype seem to get all the attention.

You see yourself as an L.A. person. Why is that? What is your reason for claiming L.A. over your home state? By your statement above, it seems you identify with the area in some way. What is it? Answer those questions and it may give you an idea of what kind of person you are looking to meet in L.A.

[ja1myn]

Plastic.

[BradPiff]

People have told me things to the effect of

Women who are the s*** in their own cities go to LA and are deemed average.

[srjth]

Very tanned!

[the_dimwit]

Originally Posted by Prince_Frog

This guy must be...A WITCH!!

Well, how can you tell if he is a witch? See below:

CROWD: A witch! A witch! A witch! We've got a witch! A witch!
VILLAGER #1: We have found a witch, might we burn her?
CROWD: Burn her! Burn!
BEDEMIR: How do you know she is a witch?
VILLAGER #2: She looks like one.
BEDEMIR: Bring her forward.
WITCH: I'm not a witch. I'm not a witch.
BEDEMIR: But you are dressed as one.
WITCH: They dressed me up like this.
CROWD: No, we didn't... no.
WITCH: And this isn't my nose, it's a false one.
BEDEMIR: Well?
VILLAGER #1: Well, we did do the nose.
BEDEMIR: The nose?
VILLAGER #1: And the hat -- but she is a witch!
CROWD: Burn her! Witch! Witch! Burn her!
BEDEMIR: Did you dress her up like this?
CROWD: No, no... no ... yes. Yes, yes, a bit, a bit.
VILLAGER #1: She has got a wart.
BEDEMIR: What makes you think she is a witch?
VILLAGER #3: Well, she turned me into a newt.
BEDEMIR: A newt?
VILLAGER #3: I got better.
VILLAGER #2: Burn her anyway!
CROWD: Burn! Burn her!
BEDEMIR: Quiet, quiet. Quiet! There are ways of telling whether
she is a witch.
CROWD: Are there? What are they?
BEDEMIR: Tell me, what do you do with witches?
VILLAGER #2: Burn!
CROWD: Burn, burn them up!
BEDEMIR: And what do you burn apart from witches?
VILLAGER #1: More witches!
VILLAGER #2: Wood!
BEDEMIR: So, why do witches burn?
[pause]
VILLAGER #3: B--... 'cause they're made of wood...?
BEDEMIR: Good!
CROWD: Oh yeah, yeah...
BEDEMIR: So, how do we tell whether she is made of wood?
VILLAGER #1: Build a bridge out of her.
BEDEMIR: Aah, but can you not also build bridges out of stone?
VILLAGER #2: Oh, yeah.
BEDEMIR: Does wood sink in water?
VILLAGER #1: No, no.
VILLAGER #2: It floats! It floats!
VILLAGER #1: Throw her into the pond!
CROWD: The pond!
BEDEMIR: What also floats in water?
VILLAGER #1: Bread!
VILLAGER #2: Apples!
VILLAGER #3: Very small rocks!
VILLAGER #1: Cider!
VILLAGER #2: Great gravy!
VILLAGER #1: Cherries!
VILLAGER #2: Mud!
VILLAGER #3: Churches -- churches!
VILLAGER #2: Lead -- lead!
ARTHUR: A duck.
CROWD: Oooh.
BEDEMIR: Exactly! So, logically...,
VILLAGER #1: If... she.. weighs the same as a duck, she's made of wood.
BEDEMIR: And therefore--?
VILLAGER #1: A witch!
CROWD: A witch!
BEDEMIR: We shall use my larger scales!
[yelling]
BEDEMIR: Right, remove the supports!
[whop]
[creak]
CROWD: A witch! A witch!
WITCH: It's a fair cop.
CROWD: Burn her! Burn! [yelling]



--Dim

[Kenion]

More reason's not to go to L.A.