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I remember listening to Howard Stern years ago after his divorce and when he was with his model girlfriend talking to someone, I really think it was Trump, and them saying with their latest steady gf/wife they had never been aware of them going #2, in years of the relationship. It sounds like the women would go to great lengths to avoid letting their rich men be exposed to their need to actually go to the bathroom. I thought either they were trolling the listeners, or it was really really weird, but I have never been a model dating wealthy famous men, so who knows what the rules are.
Im not a model and I'm not dating wealthy or famous men but after my marriage i made it a point to not be so open with my bodily functions, not because I'm ashamed but because i want to maintain a bit of mystery in a relationship, and i wanted him to keep it to a minimum too. With that said, Sh*t happens, in all my best efforts to stay mysterious ex-bf still had to help me retrieve a menstrual disk that had gotten stuck in my hoo-ha during a heavy shark week.
Im not a model and I'm not dating wealthy or famous men but after my marriage i made it a point to not be so open with my bodily functions, not because I'm ashamed but because i want to maintain a bit of mystery in a relationship, and i wanted him to keep it to a minimum too. With that said, Sh*t happens, in all my best efforts to stay mysterious ex-bf still had to help me retrieve a menstrual disk that had gotten stuck in my hoo-ha during a heavy shark week.
I had to inspect my husband's ******* and look at a pimple once. :-(
And, every once in awhile, he asks me to cut his ingrown toe nails.
Another red flag to the mile long red flag collection. Pretty soon eating and sleeping will be a red flag too.
No wonder so many people have hard time dating...
I dated someone who accidentally farted when i was down on him, he must've really been relaxed, one minute im happily showing my skills and the next moment i feel a breeze in my hair
He was completely mortified and i laughed so hard i started crying. I tormented him for months with it.
OMG, this made me laugh so hard I had to read it out loud to a co-worker. LOLOLOL
I also like the suggestion of Poo-pourri. It works Great!!
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