Why Do You Like Women? (sex, love, beautiful, personal)

[slove1106]

Originally Posted by NOEM1226

I like men because they don't require batteries!

Unfortunately you can't just store some of them under your bed.

[professorsenator]

Originally Posted by sierraAZ

If it weren't for the need to impress [men] would be happily sitting around stinky in worn out clothes, eating hamburgers and drinking beer in front of the big-screen TV, which would be the only item in the room (who needs a house anyway) except for the couch.

Uhhhh...not me, thanks.

[LEVOW]

Originally Posted by sierraAZ

That's so true! There'd be no need for fancy education, fancy jobs, fancy houses, fancy cars, fancy restaurants... Men are such simple creatures. If it weren't for the need to impress they'd be happily sitting around stinky in worn out clothes, eating hamburgers and drinking beer in front of the big-screen TV, which would be the only item in the room (who needs a house anyway) except for the couch.

yup your absolutely right a couch, something to drink and watch, and some petting once in a while and we good!

[GLS]

I like women because the very special ones can feel what I am thinking.

[sierraAZ]

Originally Posted by professorsenator

Uhhhh...not me, thanks.

OK, there are always exceptions to prove the rules.

[2mares]

I like men when they can lift heavy stuff for me.

[NOEM1226]

Originally Posted by 2mares

I like men when they can lift heavy stuff for me.

Oh, and open jars

[sierraAZ]

Originally Posted by 2mares

I like men when they can lift heavy stuff for me.

There are services with very telling names for these purposes!

Rent-A-Husband¨

If somebody's mind gets in the gutter, get it out of there immediately!

[slove1106]

Originally Posted by NOEM1226

Oh, and open jars

And don't forget when moving time comes... We women get a break.

[Stace08]

I like men because they can curse each other and fight each other to the death to defend their point and then shake hands and go have a drink.

I like men because when I am reluctant to try something new, they make it their duty to be my tour guide. And no I'm not (strictly) talking about what you are thinking about.

I like men because I have 2 boys. I wouldn't deserve to raise them if I didn't love what they were becoming~!~!~!