Many Seekers of the Way have come to my palatial estate and begged for the secret of my success with the ladies. They bring gold (I like it), myrrh (I throw it out) and frankincense (I give it to the dog), but still I never divulge the secret. Though they scream and plead and cajole, I simply snicker and return to my studies.
Why do I not sell this secret -
THE ULTIMATE FANTASTIC WORLD'S GREATEST PICK-UP LINE - when presented with such material pleasures and willing flatterers?
Because
I'M GIVING IT AWAY!!!
YES, you lucky, lucky men of City-Data!
NOW you'll gain the
Wisdom of the Ages! You'll make young girls swoon, college girls drop their textbooks in embarrassment, professional women lose their composure, old ladies kick up their heels...in short,
YOU will be the
MAN OF THEIR DREAMS!!!
WHY am I giving away this
WELL-PROTECTED and
URGENTLY-DESIRED secret?
Because, like you, I once had
NO LUCK with the ladies. I tried everything...
- Come here often?
- Don't I know you from somewhere?
- Wanna' see my etchings?
- Did it hurt? When you fell from Heaven?
- You know what would look good on you? ME!
- Can I buy you a drink?
Yes, Brothers, I shamefully admit that I used those very lines, and more, in my quest for the
Primal Passion. But one day, through the intervention of the Fates, I chanced upon a line - a simple,
SIMPLE line - that pulled in the chickens faster than fresh corn!
Now
YOU can use that very same line -
FREE OF CHARGE AND
NO ROYALTIES EVER! With a
101% SATISFACTION GUARANTEE!!!
Are you ready??? Are you ready to multiply your Charm exponentially? Are you ready to fend off the gushing hordes of feminine flesh that will envelop you wherever you go? Are you
MAN ENOUGH to
ACCEPT THIS GIFT from me,
Your Humble Servant In The Quest For Nascent Nookie?
PREPARE YOURSELF...
...ARE YOU READY?...
...TO ACCEPT THIS GIFT, I MEAN....
...VERY WELL, THEN...
...HERE IT IS...
...WITHOUT FURTHER ELLIPSES...
...the line is...
"Hi!"
Stride forth boldly, my Brothers, knowing that you now have in your possession a weapon so awesome, so powerful and so Earth-shatteringly
COOL that
NO FEMALE WILL BE ABLE TO RESIST YOU!!!
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