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Old 03-19-2009, 01:52 AM
 
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A guy handed me his number and said" call me when you wanna suck my c**k".
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Old 08-19-2011, 04:18 PM
 
Location: Lovely swampy humid Miami!
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"Does this rag smell like chloroform?"
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Old 08-19-2011, 04:31 PM
 
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"Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see".


Yes, a girl really did use that with me.
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Old 08-19-2011, 04:34 PM
 
Location: Blankity-blank!
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Like the Doors' song:
Come on, baby, light my fire
raise your skirt up higher...
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Old 08-19-2011, 04:44 PM
 
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A guy handed me his number and said" call me when you wanna suck my c**k".
You meet some odd stooges, Temp!
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Old 08-19-2011, 05:03 PM
 
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A guy handed me his number and said" call me when you wanna suck my c**k".
Succinct.
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Old 08-19-2011, 05:07 PM
 
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My love for you is like diarrhea....I can't hold it in.
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Old 08-21-2011, 12:37 AM
 
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Aries- I wanna ram you all night!

Cancer- you make me wanna *** out of my shell! Or dammit I got the crabs!

Pisces- can I make you wet?

Scorpio- wanna see my stinger?

Capricorn- I'll work extra HARD for you

Gemini - wanna have a threesome?

Just some random ones:
My place or yours?
Is that I mirror in your pants? Cuz I can see myself in them.
Argh! I'm a pirate! Mind if I search your chest?
Argh! I'm a pirate looking for some booty!
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Old 08-21-2011, 08:09 AM
 
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Do you know what I like in a woman? ...My penis!
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Old 08-21-2011, 11:49 AM
 
Location: New Jersey
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Default No, I am not.
Woman on the Q stop in The bay(Brooklyn) to me.

"That's a nice suit, You must be a successful stockbroker! Am I right?" Nice of her to assume I am a wealthy stockbroker. It was weird.

I am a hotel Concierge. She calmed down. Guess she wanted a sugar daddy.
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