Stupidest Thing You've Ever Said to a Woman! (gay, sex, college)

[Skydive Outlaw]

At a drop zone.

Met a gorgeous sky goddess, hung out for a while and she asked me what my name was. . . . .

I responded in my best James Bond voice:

'The name is Outlaw,. . . . Skydive Outlaw'

One of her girlfriends started laughing and I heard her say to the one I was talking to later, 'He's such a dork'.

I obviously never did that again.

[UsAll]

Some of my winners:


"If I told you you had a great body, would you hold it against me?"


"You must be in great shape, cause you've been running through my mind all day!"


"Was that an earthquake tremor? Or did you just rock my world?!!!?!!!!"

[49ersfan27]

Last year, a girl gave me her number.

I told her "You're not attractive enough for me to consider having sex with or having a relationship with." I then threw her number away. I felt bad for saying that because she started crying

[soy sauce]

You're not 165 you're probably pushing 200lbs give or take 3 pounds.

[irlinit]

The most stupid thing I ever said to a woman were the words 'I love you'

Looking back now, that wasn't the case, and I am yet to find that girl

[ItsRick24]

"I like your dress!"

"Oh...thank you!"

"My Grandma had a dress like that!"

[Amelie90]

Originally Posted by Max Planck

I mentioned that my favorite fantasy was eating it right during her period. You can prolly tell how far this got me.

Scary. Is this just a fantasy or do you know what real periods are like? Blood clots are really appetizing!

Originally Posted by 49ersfan27

Last year, a girl gave me her number.

I told her "You're not attractive enough for me to consider having sex with or having a relationship with." I then threw her number away. I felt bad for saying that because she started crying

You're a nice guy.

[bobtn]

5 days ago a colleague had her daughter with her at work. I first started at the corp before her daughter was born. Her daughter is 8 now. I foolishly told this friendly, but assertive, still young looking lady upon seeing her daughter "Wow, a lot of years have passed".

3 days later, the mom said hello to me for the first time since.

[rbohm]

Originally Posted by Thaskateguy

"Will you Marry Me?"

thank god i have never said anything THAT stupid to women!!

[1orlando]

1) Of course you look great in that outfit honey.
2) Of course you are not fat honey, you still look like the day we got married.
3) I would never dare look at another woman, I only have eyes for you.
4) My life had no meaning until I met you.
5) You have some adorable.kids.
6)What is your name? Oh that is a beautiful name
7)How old are you? Wow I would have never guessed it you look a lot younger than.that
8) Is that your mother? Wow I see now where you got your beauty from.
9)As long as you are happy I am happy.
10) You are the greatest thing that has ever happened to me.
Damn Liar.