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Old 01-01-2010, 03:31 PM
Status: "Rain, rain go away." (set 1 day ago)
 
Location: At the lake house in sunny Florida
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Butt Measurements

A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the
man looks over at his wife and says: "Your butt is getting really big,
I mean really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue."


With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the
grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured
his wife's bottom.


"Yes, I was right; your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!!!"


The woman chose to ignore her husband.
Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling a little frisky.
He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him
off. "What's wrong?" he asks. ..............

She answers: "Do you really
think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little sausage
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Old 01-01-2010, 03:41 PM
 
Location: Pa
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LMAO!!!! too funny!
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Old 01-01-2010, 06:42 PM
 
Location: southwest TN
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ROFL I love it!
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Old 01-01-2010, 06:46 PM
 
Location: in the good ol' South
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Love it!
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Old 01-01-2010, 06:51 PM
 
Location: Southern California
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That's great......!!
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Old 01-01-2010, 07:20 PM
 
Location: So Cal
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LOL.
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Old 01-01-2010, 07:27 PM
 
Location: Tampa baby!!
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Haha..Bet she was hoping she'd get the chance to use that line all day.
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Old 01-01-2010, 07:31 PM
Status: "Rain, rain go away." (set 1 day ago)
 
Location: At the lake house in sunny Florida
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Originally Posted by floridadreamer View Post
Haha..Bet she was hoping she'd get the chance to use that line all day.

Oh you know it. We women remember everything, lol.
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Old 01-03-2010, 11:55 AM
 
Location: The High Seas
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The guy's response: "No problem. The Japanese girl down the street's got a nice little Hibachi that'll do the trick."
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Old 01-03-2010, 11:57 AM
 
Location: SW MO Aux Arcs
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Originally Posted by younglisa7 View Post
Oh you know it. We women remember everything, lol.
Now THAT'S the truth!
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