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Old 04-15-2012, 12:52 PM
 
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I mean when you think of the several thousands of animals crapping then that's a lot of waste to get ride on . I wonder if he had some science fiction level clean up robot to help out with the chores.

 
Old 04-15-2012, 12:56 PM
 
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I mean when you think of the several thousands of animals crapping then that's a lot of waste to get ride on . I wonder if he had some science fiction level clean up robot to help out with the chores.
U mean millions not thousands
 
Old 04-15-2012, 01:13 PM
 
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I mean when you think of the several thousands of animals crapping then that's a lot of waste to get ride on . I wonder if he had some science fiction level clean up robot to help out with the chores.
Did Eusebius say that Noah had technology for powering the generators turned by the turbines driven by the dung - fueled boilers, or did I just dream that?

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Old 04-15-2012, 01:36 PM
 
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According to some idiot named John Woodmorrape, Noah trained the animals to crap into buckets which he then threw over the side. How he managed to get outside in order to do that was not explained but it did make Noah the greatest animal trainer of all time.
 
Old 04-15-2012, 01:55 PM
 
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According to some idiot named John Woodmorrape, Noah trained the animals to crap into buckets which he then threw over the side. How he managed to get outside in order to do that was not explained but it did make Noah the greatest animal trainer of all time.
I recall that. There was indeed some suggestion that he trained the animals to defecate in some particular way or place to make disposal of the accumulated crud of a couple of thousand animals easy to sweep down some sort of wooden ramp. (Maybe it was that other fellow, Walt Brown. Jr)

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Old 04-15-2012, 02:12 PM
 
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I mean when you think of the several thousands of animals crapping then that's a lot of waste to get ride on . I wonder if he had some science fiction level clean up robot to help out with the chores.
The deluge of Noah was limited to Iraq where Noah and his people lived near the city of Nineveh.
Then when the flood came, it killed all people and animals in that area.

Afterwards, when the flood will recede, Noah would need the animals to continue in his livelihood, he and the little number of believers who went with him in the Ark or the ship.

The animals which he took with him in the Ark, were the animals that he would need later on when the flood would recede. So he took with him a male and female of sheep, goat, cow, camel, horse, donkey, hen, duck perhaps and might be dog and cat also.
Of course, he will not take the wolf, fox, snake, scorpion, lion, tiger ..etc.

Moreover, when the people of the infidels were drowned, the water receded: the cloud went away, the fountains disappeared and the water was reabsorbed. And we don't think it lasted some long period of time.

The strange thing with some people here is that they prevent me from citing the ayat of the Quran related to this story
 
Old 04-15-2012, 02:30 PM
 
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What a waste of compost!
 
Old 04-15-2012, 02:33 PM
 
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The deluge of Noah was limited to Iraq where Noah and his people lived near the city of Nineveh.
Then when the flood came, it killed all people and animals in that area.

Afterwards, when the flood will recede, Noah would need the animals to continue in his livelihood, he and the little number of believers who went with him in the Ark or the ship.

The animals which he took with him in the Ark, were the animals that he would need later on when the flood would recede. So he took with him a male and female of sheep, goat, cow, camel, horse, donkey, hen, duck perhaps and might be dog and cat also.
Of course, he will not take the wolf, fox, snake, scorpion, lion, tiger ..etc.

Moreover, when the people of the infidels were drowned, the water receded: the cloud went away, the fountains disappeared and the water was reabsorbed. And we don't think it lasted some long period of time.

The strange thing with some people here is that they prevent me from citing the ayat of the Quran related to this story
Whatever you do, don't tell the Christians that story. They'll just get all upset.
 
Old 04-15-2012, 02:34 PM
 
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Duh! they flushed it down a rather large Kohler toliet!

Das
 
Old 04-15-2012, 02:35 PM
 
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I tell Christians which are our friends, but not the atheists.
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