Some Bible Humor. (Commandments, God, Moses)

[JD59]

Q: Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
A: Moses, because he broke all 10 commandments at once.

Q: Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?
A: The area around Jordan: The banks were always overflowing.

Q: Who is the greatest baby-sitter mentioned in the Bible?
A: David. He rocked Goliath to a very deep sleep.

Q: Which Bible character had no parents?
A: Joshua, son of Nun.