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Bathing the Cat
Following are instructions on the best way to bathe your cat:
1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.
2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have both lids lifted.
3. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids (you may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape). CAUTION: Don't get any part of your body too close to the edge, as his paws will be reaching out to grab anything they can find. The cat will self-agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from your toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
5. Flush the toilet 3 or 4 times. This provides a "powerwash and rinse" which I have found to be quite effective.
6. Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
8. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet and run outside where he will dry himself.
Following are instructions on the best way to bathe your cat:
1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.
2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have both lids lifted.
3. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids (you may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape). CAUTION: Don't get any part of your body too close to the edge, as his paws will be reaching out to grab anything they can find. The cat will self-agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from your toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
5. Flush the toilet 3 or 4 times. This provides a "powerwash and rinse" which I have found to be quite effective.
6. Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
8. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet and run outside where he will dry himself.
Oh my 5 year old tells that one...I think they teach it to them in preschool!...LOL
Don't you just love when they start the knock, knock jokes! I swear those can go on for hours and the make no logical sense, but we have to laugh at every one of them. Kids are great!
Don't you just love when they start the knock, knock jokes! I swear those can go on for hours and the make no logical sense, but we have to laugh at every one of them. Kids are great!
Mine just does knock, knock then says whatever he wants as a punch line...and yes you have to laugh or they get very indignant at the thought that you did not think they were funny....He went for two hours straight on one car trip once...my oldest was ready to climb out of the moving car in frustration!...LOL
Mine just does knock, knock then says whatever he wants as a punch line...and yes you have to laugh or they get very indignant at the thought that you did not think they were funny....He went for two hours straight on one car trip once...my oldest was ready to climb out of the moving car in frustration!...LOL
Don't you just love when they start the knock, knock jokes! I swear those can go on for hours and the make no logical sense, but we have to laugh at every one of them. Kids are great!
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Originally Posted by irishmom
Mine just does knock, knock then says whatever he wants as a punch line...and yes you have to laugh or they get very indignant at the thought that you did not think they were funny....He went for two hours straight on one car trip once...my oldest was ready to climb out of the moving car in frustration!...LOL
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Originally Posted by weatherologist
LOL, I think we have been on the same car trip!
I've been there myself! LOLOL
My, now 6 year old, used to do the same thing! Drove my other kids CRAZY! But I think watching him drive the others CRAZY was the BEST part of the knock knock jokes lololol
I've been there myself! LOLOL
My, now 6 year old, used to do the same thing! Drove my other kids CRAZY! But I think watching him drive the others CRAZY was the BEST part of the knock knock jokes lololol
OK, I hate to say it, but aren't mothers just so wicked!!! I get the same joy out of watching my 15 year old climb the wall. Heck, just this weekend I let all four of the little ones pick up kazoos for the long drive home, just knowing that I wouldn't be in the car to listen to them. My sister in law called me about three hours into the trip to thank me!!!!! We are so bad!
OK, I hate to say it, but aren't mothers just so wicked!!! I get the same joy out of watching my 15 year old climb the wall. Heck, just this weekend I let all four of the little ones pick up kazoos for the long drive home, just knowing that I wouldn't be in the car to listen to them. My sister in law called me about three hours into the trip to thank me!!!!! We are so bad!
Yeah, I guess you're right...we are somewhat wicked , and that kind of wicked I LOVE EVERY MINUTE OF lolololololol
Especially with the teenagers...it seems anymore there is nothing that we as parents can do to get a rise out of them, so it's GREAT to see that SOMEONE CAN LOL
And yes, I have ALSO been known to send the noisey toy, that has been driving me crazy, over to my mom and dad's when the kids go to visit...but hey, usually my mom and dad are the one's dumb enough to BUY those loud toys so turnabout is fair play in my book
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But I think watching him drive the others CRAZY was the BEST part of the knock knock jokes lololol 
, and that kind of wicked I LOVE EVERY MINUTE OF 