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Old 03-01-2013, 12:28 PM
 
Location: State of Transition
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Corrupt if they think they can bribe the court.
How do you know that the new court clerk you just hired isn't the child of a Lafayette denizen?
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Old 03-01-2013, 12:32 PM
 
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How do you know that the new court clerk you just hired isn't the child of a Lafayette denizen?
I do ruthless background checks. She's from Clovis. I don't listen to her, anyhow. She just gets me coffee.

(This is a one man operation, lol.)

The decision is in:

Lafayette is held to be part of the Bay Area. Except for the Doc cutout, that is decidedly not Lafayette. May God have mercy on their souls.

Decision is final.
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Old 03-01-2013, 12:35 PM
 
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I do ruthless background checks. She's from Clovis. I don't listen to her, anyhow. She just gets me coffee.
You know what Stalin used to say, when he was Lenin's secretary, don't you? The position of secretary is the most powerful in the organization. Watch out for your clerks, secretaries, and gophers.
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Old 03-01-2013, 12:40 PM
 
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You know what Stalin used to say, when he was Lenin's secretary, don't you? The position of secretary is the most powerful in the organization. Watch out for your clerks, secretaries, and gophers.
Shoot, ain't no Secretariat running in these parts.

Gotta go to SF for that...

The court finds the evidence about Vacaville hilarious, but the court knew the spanish translation, hehe.

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Old 03-01-2013, 12:48 PM
 
Location: Lafayette, CA
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Dat's OK, the judge has heard every Fresno joke and told a few down in CA general for fun.

Can you file a friend of the court brief on the discrete matter of Lafayette? It is most pressing and most ripe for decision.

I haven't heard much of Lafayette that I like from Doc, anyhow. I may adopt part of your rule into the rules of court.

Lafayette:

Smells bad.
Has a Mayberry sized PD
Lafayette has empty fields and has been raided by the Feds.
Might be a cowtown?

I hear no argument in favor of Lafayette yet...
If you eliminate us, you eliminate the 680 corridor. Good luck with that considering Fresno is the capital of all Cow Towns.
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Old 03-01-2013, 12:49 PM
 
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If you eliminate us, you eliminate the 680 corridor. Good luck with that considering Fresno is the capital of all Cow Towns.
Please see my decision above. ^ Please tell me something I don't know Doc. Preferably something about Lafayette...

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The decision is in:

Lafayette is held to be part of the Bay Area. Except for the Doc cutout, that is decidedly not Lafayette. May God have mercy on their souls.

Decision is final.
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Old 03-01-2013, 12:58 PM
 
Location: Oakland, CA
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Castro Valley still has cows. And cowboys. Dublin did have cows not long ago in the hills between Castro Valley and Dublin. And it is still only 20 miles from Oakland. Does that mean they don't count. Doesn't El Sobronte have cows too?
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Old 03-01-2013, 01:05 PM
 
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The court has to milk it's cows now. J/K.. But I do have to pick some grapefruit.

Well, a quickie. The court draws a line at Livermore, mostly cause it likes Nekkedfish's stories about heading for a nude beach when it's warm. Thus the places mentioned by Jade fall safely within defined Bay Area parameters.
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Old 03-01-2013, 01:06 PM
 
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Castro Valley still has cows. And cowboys. Dublin did have cows not long ago in the hills between Castro Valley and Dublin. And it is still only 20 miles from Oakland. Does that mean they don't count. Doesn't El Sobronte have cows too?
Hopefully, the court is still in session.

"20 minutes from Oakland" sounds like "Outer Bay Area" to me. The presence of bovines and their herders (indicating a large number of said animals, rather than a token few) would indicate a cow town. Those against such designation must present their arguments.

The case is still being adjudicated.
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Old 03-01-2013, 01:08 PM
 
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Hopefully, the court is still in session.

"20 minutes from Oakland" sounds like "Outer Bay Area" to me. The presence of bovines and their herders (indicating a large number of said animals, rather than a token few) would indicate a cow town. Those against such designation must present their arguments.
The court is expecting his son to arrive at any minute to pick said grapefruit...

You may leave your evidence with the clerk of the court. I am sure it will be verbatim testimony which I will review.
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