Polite, sun-hating introvert just wants to be left alone.

[revelated]

Originally Posted by motor80

Island life is the life you're looking for.

Bainbridge and Vashon islands are a quick ferry ride from downtown Seattle.

You know full well he's not getting rent under $1500 on any Island.

[Native Transplant]

Originally Posted by revelated

So. You will notice I added some letters above. This was necessary. You've got contradicting requirements.

F contradicts directly with B. You can't have rent that low being close to ANY city. Unless you live in a slum, like Detroit maybe. You certainly aren't getting it in Seattle unless you do an aPodment (which is incompatible with A, C, and E)

A contradicts with B. I know of no larger city that has desolate, quasi violent ocean landscapes in the United States with the possible exception of Coronado (San Diego, CA)(incompatible with Z, E and F), some Hawaii cities (incompatible with Z), or some Alaska cities (incompatible with Z).

What you describe sounds more like something in New Zealand or some parts of the UK, frankly.

I'm only counting A-O. Where's the Z coming from?

[portlanderinOC]

Originally Posted by Hemlock140

I think you are better off in Oregon, Harbor, Seaside, Gearhart, Cannon Beach Oregon, or Eureka CA.

The Seattle area does have the overcast skies, good food and seafood, some fog, not much wind, but over an hour from the Ocean, and if you move there, no jobs and it does get colder in winter. I like 48-60 too, but that's only in part of spring and fall here. It can be down into the 20s in winter, and 90 in summer (like today).

I think you are better off in Harbor, Seaside, Gearhart, or Cannon Beach Oregon, or Eureka CA. All are on the ocean but with a milder climate, more consistent with your range all year with extremes being rare.

I got a job within 2 weeks of moving here, what are you smoking?

[PollyGlott]

Originally Posted by revelated

So. You will notice I added some letters above. This was necessary. You've got contradicting requirements.
F contradicts directly with B. You can't have rent that low being close to ANY city. Unless you live in a slum, like Detroit maybe. You certainly aren't getting it in Seattle unless you do an aPodment (which is incompatible with A, C, and E)
A contradicts with B. I know of no larger city that has desolate, quasi violent ocean landscapes in the United States with the possible exception of Coronado (San Diego, CA)(incompatible with Z, E and F), some Hawaii cities (incompatible with Z), or some Alaska cities (incompatible with Z).
What you describe sounds more like something in New Zealand or some parts of the UK, frankly.

Originally Posted by Native Transplant

I'm only counting A-O. Where's the Z coming from?

It's coming from New Zealand.

[Inkpoe]

Originally Posted by PollyGlott

It's coming from New Zealand.

No, the Z is the fog and wind point. Hence him saying some of the cities are incompatible.

[revelated]

Originally Posted by Inkpoe

No, the Z is the fog and wind point. Hence him saying some of the cities are incompatible.

I want to thank you for actually reading the original post.