Co-workers abusing Keurig privileges (training, department, computer, course)

[randomparent]

Originally Posted by e130478

How the heck am I supposed to "put away" a large machine that 1) Is a hassle to plug-into the outlet that runs in-between my cube and my desk 2) probably won't come close to fitting into even my largest drawer.

I can't believe how neanderthal most of the "solutions" I am getting in this thread...

Also, I am not a girl...

Really? Because the last time I saw such belly-aching over an easily-solved issue, it was coming from an eleven-year-old in a snit. Even my teenage daughter thinks you're being ridiculous. If you are unwilling to request that your office put one in the break room, then at least show some backbone and tell your sloppy coworkers to clean up after themselves.

[RamenAddict]

Originally Posted by randomparent

Really? Because the last time I saw such belly-aching over an easily-solved issue, it was coming from an eleven-year-old in a snit. Even my teenage daughter thinks you're being ridiculous. If you are unwilling to request that your office put one in the break room, then at least show some backbone and tell your sloppy coworkers to clean up after themselves.

Government offices have a policy of not providing any sorts of appliances for their workers, so that may not be an option. That said, I thought my suggestion of removing the reservoir was quite reasonable as it's not very big.

[jaypee]

Originally Posted by e130478

How the heck am I supposed to "put away" a large machine that 1) Is a hassle to plug-into the outlet that runs in-between my cube and my desk 2) probably won't come close to fitting into even my largest drawer.

I can't believe how neanderthal most of the "solutions" I am getting in this thread...

Also, I am not a girl...

You have a Keurig home machine, not a commercial coffee maker, Mod cut.
The most common Keurig home machine is 10in x 13in x 13in and weighs 14 lbs w/o water.
That's smaller and lighter than a home laser printer.

I'm pretty sure you can find an adequately sized lock box to store it in. Otherwise you'll just have to take it home and suffer by drinking the dregs during all those hours at work like the rest of us proles.

[the minx]

A note on the machine will be more effective than an email. A note is an immediate reminder.

If that doesn't work, get a cover for the machine. I think they sell them or you can easily make one. Slip it on and off as needed.

[KittenSparkles]

Set up a hidden video camera on your desk.

Put up a sign saying "Coffee maker is under 24-hour video surveillance; your use of the machine indicates you have given consent to be recorded. "

[Serious Conversation]

I would just take it home. You are offering it as a courtesy - it should not be expected, especially once it's misused.

[Coloradomom22]

I'd take it home. Any notes or warning would not go over well and would put you on the defense.

[Thulsa]

If you do decide to put up a note, I've noticed that the main thing is to make it only about one thing.
What the problem is, and what to do about that problem.
For me, that would be the spilled coffee.


"Someone is spilling coffee on my desk and is not cleaning it up.
If you want coffee, and you spill anything here, then clean it up."


You'll have to provide a roll of paper towels by the Keurig.


If you put two things on the note, they'll only do the easy one.
If you make any kind of personal observation about the culprit, the innocent ones will be offended and the guilty will laugh.


I'm also glad that you seem to be ignoring the people who suggest making up some fib like "it's broken".

[leadingedge04]

Just bring it home.

[selhars]

So now the person good enough to allow the use of their own Keurig is supposed to provide the paper towels, too?

I know that many times if you want a person to do something -- make it easy on YOURSELF, and give the person all the tools and supplies they need to do the job. But these coworkers are pigs. They know they're going to get coffee, why don't they brig their own damed napkin. OR why don't THEY put a stack of napkins nearby. Because people are self-absorbed, inconsiderate "takers."

I say leave the Keurig for yourself and be honest about why they can't use it anymore. Because they spilled coffee. THEY know that already. They know they're doing it. They don't care.

I also think lying about it being broken IS a good way to stop their use. Ii broke, you got a new one, and your not putting that one out, because they last one broke from so much use. Period.

I definitely would not leave the coffee maker for them and now provide napkins. F that.