Your favorite Oxymora

[rainroosty]

I only have one, I think. I also only know a couple of jokes. I hate jokes.
"Jumbo shrimp." Oh well.....that's all I got.

[Radrook]

Vegetarian meatball

Once you bite into it you will come to apreciate the meaning of false advertising.

[saucywench]

Live Dead

[sheena12]

Oral Roberts University

Bob Jones University.

I have in-laws who are graduates of both places.

[Cunucu Beach]

Originally Posted by sheena12

Oral Roberts University

Bob Jones University.

I have in-laws who are graduates of both places.

And how does this qualify as an oxymoron?

[Backintheville2]

Senate Intelligence Committee

[Backintheville2]

Originally Posted by Cunucu Beach

And how does this qualify as an oxymoron?

I don't think she knows what oxymoron means.

[Cunucu Beach]

Originally Posted by sheena12

Oral Roberts University

Bob Jones University.

Originally Posted by Backintheville2

I don't think she knows what oxymoron means.

American Civil Liberties Union

[jtur88]

Originally Posted by Cunucu Beach

American Civil Liberties Union

We actually had to once formally change an oxymoron. "House Unamerican Activities Committee" had to rename itself "House Committee on Unamerican Activities". Which was a lot less accurately descriptive---the House kept right on engaging in unamerican activities.

[rogead]

subjective reality