I can't take it anymore. Part 2 (British, quote, dictionary)

[Crashj007]

Originally Posted by _redbird_

This poster sounds dumber than a 5 gallon bucket of rocks.

That is what Pennsylvania is giving kids for class room defense.

[southwest88]

Originally Posted by _redbird_

That was cool. It reminds me of a Cat In The Hat book, except it is for smart kids.

Tks! Not original to me, sadly. I'm just quoting Gilbert & Sullivan. But yah, they were very clever @ putting these songs together.

[Nicci6Squirrels]

"I have come to know my daughter after all these years and she is kind of a..........Looser!" I wasn't sure how to reply and she explained: "I buy my daughter beautiful things and she always looses them!"

[steiconi]

Originally Posted by _redbird_

That was cool. It reminds me of a Cat In The Hat book, except it is for smart kids.

It's called a "patter song" and sounds even better sung. G&S were masters!

[Retriever]

Originally Posted by steiconi

G&S were masters!

Yes they were, and I think it is fascinating to contemplate that they never met.
All of their collaborative efforts were carried-out via correspondence!

[CA4Now]

"I feel I need a biohazard suite or something when I'm walking around."

[Crashj007]

Originally Posted by Nicci6Squirrels

"I have come to know my daughter after all these years and she is kind of a..........Looser!" I wasn't sure how to reply and she explained: "I buy my daughter beautiful things and she always looses them!"

"Tequila makes her clothes fall off."

https://youtu.be/oPc8116cHlE

[Crashj007]

This is a full ganor down a slippery slope.

I have no idea what this means but it is part of a discussion of government censorship.

[suzy_q2010]

Originally Posted by Crashj007

I have no idea what this means but it is part of a discussion of government censorship.

Full gainer:

https://en.oxforddictionaries.com/de...us/full_gainer

"(in diving) a dive in which a complete backwards somersault is performed before entering the water feet first."

[Crashj007]

Originally Posted by suzy_q2010

Full gainer:
https://en.oxforddictionaries.com/de...us/full_gainer
"(in diving) a dive in which a complete backwards somersault is performed before entering the water feet first."

That I knew; how do you do one onto a slippery slope?