I can't take it anymore. Part 2 (money, quote, dictionary)

[Scooby Snacks]

"so $71.16 total becomes $72.

The restaurant is a bit hectic and there are people waiting. So I ask the cashier "can you take a hundred", and he says "sure." I hand him the $100 and say "just give me back $28 dollars." He says "man your going to make me do math?"

I'll see the cashier one semester of math class and raise the restaurant customer one year of English class

[Rubi3]

"The worst thing I ever done was retire 10 years ago at 62."

"He looks like the guy who played Sherlock Homes."

[Retriever]

Originally Posted by Rubi3

"The worst thing I ever done was retire 10 years ago at 62."

...and the second worst thing that he ever did was to drop-out of his English class...

[Retriever]

"I have my road test in two weeks I failed my first at Rahway and I am scare know I am going to Baker's Basin please give me some advice or tell me how long the road test takes thanks"



I refrained from providing any advice, as I don't want to encourage this person to be a presence on the highways or on any internet sites...

[Rubi3]

"Defiantly a great place! Easy to find and the food was great!"

[Delahanty]

Even punctuation wouldn't have helped this one:

This was a carryout place but there were tables to eat so we did.

[Nicci6Squirrels]

Looking at start babysitting for anybody from 4-9 5$ an hour or if money is a problem we can negotate. Comment or pm if interest.

[suzy_q2010]

Originally Posted by Delahanty

Even punctuation wouldn't have helped this one:

This was a carryout place but there were tables to eat so we did.

I guess they decided they needed more roughage in their diets.

[Tia 914]

Originally Posted by Nicci6Squirrels

Looking at start babysitting for anybody from 4-9 5$ an hour or if money is a problem we can negotate. Comment or pm if interest.

I once saw an ad posted on a bulletin board by a teen who couldn't spell... listing the prices for various numbers of children:

1 babby, or 2 babbys or 3 babbys

[Tia 914]

And one I remember from a sitcom... a teenager was telling his family about customers at a new restaurant:
"You'll never guess who went there's parents!!"
(He meant 'whose parents went there')