Atheist Forum Joke Thread (believe, Christ, America, faith)

[Cruithne]

Originally Posted by PegE

Vegetarians eat vegetables. Pescatarians eat fish. What do Unit-arians eat?

Depends where they live.
In America quarts, gallons, pounds and ounces.
If they live in Europe they use metric.

[Tantalust]

[Tantalust]

I'm guessing Superman and the missus probably don't attend the Lutheran Church.

[shamefulprincess]

Little Joey's confession


Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl. The priest asks, Is

that you, little Joey Pagano? Yes, Father, it is. And who was the girl you were with?

I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation. Well, Joey, I'm sure to

find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti? I

cannot say. Was it Teresa Mazzarelli? I'll never tell. Was it Nina Capelli? I'm

sorry, but I cannot name her. Was it Cathy Piriano? My lips are sealed. Was it Rosa

DiAngelo, then? Please, Father! I cannot tell you. The priest sighs in frustration.

You're very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You

cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself. Joey walks back

to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, What'd you get? Four months

vacation and five good leads...

Great jokes ... you can share them with my friends at nodepositforum.com if you like, that

is where I found this one, Ill bring you some more later.

[Lamplight]

[Tantalust]

^^ "...and besides we have to pose for all of those old paintings."

[CatwomanofV]

Can't help thinking of this:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VA1sx-vyWVk






Cat

[hiker45]

Originally Posted by PegE

Pescatarians eat fish.

In England, they even sing this song as they are shopping for fisn.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_miGclPFGs

[Northsouth]

Perfecto!

[Lamplight]